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mostlikelytrash t1_iy49mpt wrote

I often brought my bunnies to DND. They hate my chonk d20 and will push it around for us.

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danimidsommar t1_iy49o33 wrote

why are you letting the cat see what you’re looking up as a DM? my DM made me change seats after i did that :(

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NomDePlume007 t1_iy4al0k wrote

Cats are the ultimate chaotic neutral NPC (or evil, depending on the cat!). Looks like a fun option for when a player is out.

But I'd totally set up another chair for her, add her to the regular party.

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UndercoverTrumper t1_iy4ayro wrote

cat looks like me at the table - contemplating meaning of life while rolling dice

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inkseep1 t1_iy4cj7z wrote

There is a dragon standing at the edge of the cliff.

I knock it off the cliff with my paw.

. . . . Roll for dexterity.

Nat 20.

knocks all dice off table.

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bubbaki t1_iy4hoh0 wrote

You lost big time.

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HolsteinHeifer t1_iy4iuay wrote

"Should I knock the glass off the kitchen counter.."

roll

"Ugh. Five. Doesn't seem like it'll happen."

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AmadSeason t1_iy4kfni wrote

Not a bad replacement, cats are natural guardians against the undead.

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buscemii t1_iy4krdn wrote

/r/CatsPlayingDnD would love this!!

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putudrulu t1_iy4oqp5 wrote

*rolls die*

- aaand that's another kittycal hit :3

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Jaebird0388 t1_iy4p0eo wrote

Tabaxi players take the role-play too far.

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Nimelennar t1_iy4q9y5 wrote

It's nice to see a replacement player who is up on the rules.

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Gayguymike t1_iy4t3j0 wrote

That will work that will work

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riftrender t1_iy4w14k wrote

I need to find a real dnd group, I just can't do the discord/roll20 games anymore, it doesn't keep my attention and its boring...

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riddlephotog t1_iy4waep wrote

The absent player sent their familiar?

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Rice_Daddy t1_iy5a3lh wrote

Is he the bard or the rouge?

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fakeuserbot9000 t1_iy5anht wrote

Stealth is 100, but always chooses to knock any object on a horizontal surface onto the floor

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No-Cardiologist-1990 t1_iy5gfr1 wrote

khajiit enjoys game. This one wants to sell wares to the shop keeper.

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Kymilove t1_iy5h3z6 wrote

That's so cute. 🥹🥹

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BizzyM t1_iy5h66v wrote

/r/CatsPlayingDnd

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ekydfejj t1_iy5hna0 wrote

Pretty sure this is a still from a video posted today that showed that Cat going all in in poker....but DND is fantasy.

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tango421 t1_iy5juct wrote

My cat sometimes rolls dice for me. Sometimes she sleeps the board which I use for rolling dice. Sometimes she steals a die and starts rolling it around the house playing D&D with her sister (our other cat).

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Caomedes t1_iy5p5uc wrote

I hope he played a druid.

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JustaRandomOldGuy t1_iy5panx wrote

Chaotic neutral monk. Save verses "Awww" or be unable to move for one round.

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JeffSergeant t1_iy5pbd5 wrote

I have a d20 cat treat dispenser for extra suspense in rolls.

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xorinzor t1_iy5qar6 wrote

"He just keeps throwing all the characters off the table!"

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thehermit14 t1_iy5qi5k wrote

Fact. Cats cheat and lie. You probably chose a better player than me, it probably cheats better than me.

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diegrauedame t1_iy5qw16 wrote

Your cat looks just like my cat!!! So cute!

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zucc691 t1_iy5slq2 wrote

Khajiit will sell you wares

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tunedetune t1_iy5xjeg wrote

Minature takes 3d4 falling damage every turn.

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SlippySlappySamson t1_iy5ztl3 wrote

Replying to sillypicture (#737,954)

> doesn't it break immersion

It's a game with dice, and generally there's LOTS of stuff that "breaks immersion." Do you... do you not look at your character sheet?

I honestly don't get your point.

[edit: I'm wondering if you think D&D should be a non-stop hours-long improv session? Or maybe some rank amateur drama performance? That's not D&D at most tables, but feel free to enjoy yourself however you want. It's a game played with paper, dice, and books, not costumes, accents, and props.]

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wowaddict71 t1_iy60m56 wrote

You should hook him/her up with a dice tower.

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Kytyngurl2 t1_iy60ndy wrote

She’s about to fling that guy into the ether. Or at least that’s what my troll cat would do. 😆

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LoganN64 t1_iy6157f wrote

Probably plays a tabaxi rogue...

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HappyGoPink t1_iy64z3e wrote

Obviously an upgrade over the absent player.

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AttemptingToSucceed t1_iy65q3e wrote

Your cat looks JUST like one I used to have. She was the sweetest little thing ever.

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banjowashisnamo t1_iy66b35 wrote

"Sorry about last week. How'd the session go?"

"Your character coughed up a hairball then curled up in a box."

"Cool. Did I get any XP for that?"

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blizg t1_iy672xy wrote

Good luck getting their spot back

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drexsu t1_iy6k9my wrote

Replying to inkseep1 (#737,159)

You deal .... (double checks the amount of dice), 120 points of damage. 85pts fall damage plus 35 pts critical sneak attack. The target is now stunned and prone for the next round.

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gothrules4 t1_iy6oxmm wrote

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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StnMtn_ t1_iy6q1bx wrote

Lol. r/CatsWithJobs

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CryptoBurnLofi t1_iy6ufvs wrote

What's so cute about a guy in tabaxi cosplay?

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belac4862 t1_iy6vcph wrote

"The wizard turned me into a cat!"

Every one staring at human the following week*

"I got bettah."

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Casper_Arg t1_iy6yg62 wrote

“I summon ‘Red Dot’”

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george_smith09 t1_iy70pd7 wrote

He will carry your party! Pretty sure he is gonna high roll every time.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy73rma wrote

How well did Mittens do? Looks like a cat we owned for a while until she decided to take off.

Are you interested in players who’ve never played before? It sounds interesting and I’m up for playing it.

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PooperJackson t1_iy74zzv wrote

When wiping your ass with the rules book turns literal

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Sheldon121 t1_iy761t9 wrote

Replying to Casper_Arg (#755,472)

Are dots in DND the same as the awful ones in Candy Land that kept you stuck in place until you managed to roll your way out? I HATED them! Think I have ADD and can’t deal with being stuck somewhere for a long spell.

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[deleted] t1_iy77bom wrote

I’ve always wanted to learn to play. Do you think the cat could teach me?

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Crimson_Raven t1_iy7bx2k wrote

That is either:

  1. The Druid

  2. A Tabaxi

  3. Someone’s Familiar

  4. A dragon who has been true polymorphed into a cat and kept as a pet by the party.

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THEMOISTCLOWN t1_iy7v26a wrote

Roll a 20 to fool the group into thinking you're a human

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TheNonceMan t1_iy7yn6q wrote

They're cute. What's their number?

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oinkqwer t1_iy8i3xd wrote

I have that exact same cat.

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Cloverhonney t1_iy8iuba wrote

He stopped reading his book to play with you. That is so pawsome.

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