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inkseep1 t1_iy4cj7z wrote

There is a dragon standing at the edge of the cliff.

I knock it off the cliff with my paw.

. . . . Roll for dexterity.

Nat 20.

knocks all dice off table.

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LifeBuilder t1_iy4m6hm wrote

“You arrive at the shop”

“I negotiate for better armor”

“Roll for Charisma”

rolls a 1

“You show the shop keep your butthole”

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[deleted] t1_iy520q2 wrote

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AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou t1_iy549bw wrote

Underrated comment

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[deleted] t1_iy53lhn wrote

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MrLuxarina t1_iy546i1 wrote

(DM internally): Yay! One of my players remembered that the "shove" action exists!

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drexsu t1_iy6k9my wrote

You deal .... (double checks the amount of dice), 120 points of damage. 85pts fall damage plus 35 pts critical sneak attack. The target is now stunned and prone for the next round.

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danimidsommar t1_iy49o33 wrote

why are you letting the cat see what you’re looking up as a DM? my DM made me change seats after i did that :(

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AlternativePotato42 OP t1_iy4puuj wrote

I was browsing Xanthar’s Guide to Everything while the group was getting set up and left it open when we started. Of course the cat had to sit on it

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Frankjc3rd t1_iy5lggh wrote

Because cats read with their asses!

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Judazzz t1_iy5x7i0 wrote

So it is an eye. I knew it!

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Sheldon121 t1_iy743qn wrote

Hey, let’s face it, some people seem to, as well! Mittens may be onto something. Or not.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy7aaan wrote

Do you suspect le chat of cheating? She looks awfully innocent to me.

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sillypicture t1_iy4gpf6 wrote

doesn't it break immersion if the DM keeps looking stuff up ?

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SlippySlappySamson t1_iy5ztl3 wrote

> doesn't it break immersion

It's a game with dice, and generally there's LOTS of stuff that "breaks immersion." Do you... do you not look at your character sheet?

I honestly don't get your point.

[edit: I'm wondering if you think D&D should be a non-stop hours-long improv session? Or maybe some rank amateur drama performance? That's not D&D at most tables, but feel free to enjoy yourself however you want. It's a game played with paper, dice, and books, not costumes, accents, and props.]

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danimidsommar t1_iy4ovdi wrote

he just had the book open so he could casually be reminded of something while talking.

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NomDePlume007 t1_iy4al0k wrote

Cats are the ultimate chaotic neutral NPC (or evil, depending on the cat!). Looks like a fun option for when a player is out.

But I'd totally set up another chair for her, add her to the regular party.

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mostlikelytrash t1_iy49mpt wrote

I often brought my bunnies to DND. They hate my chonk d20 and will push it around for us.

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buscemii t1_iy4krdn wrote

/r/CatsPlayingDnD would love this!!

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Yadid1 t1_iy58u6c wrote

Great. Another one.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy74qj2 wrote

Why are bots sprinkled into conversations? What purpose do they serve?

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CrypticSpoon1 t1_iy8243q wrote

How is this a bot? The account is 9 years old, posts, and they just commented something entirely normal about cats playing dnd, on a post about cats playing dnd

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UndercoverTrumper t1_iy4ayro wrote

cat looks like me at the table - contemplating meaning of life while rolling dice

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Jaebird0388 t1_iy4p0eo wrote

Tabaxi players take the role-play too far.

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blackjacktrial t1_iy6g91w wrote

Especially the CHA build Siamese. Hard to do anything when the bard never shuts up.

And rolls natural 20s at will when in conflict with the party on charm.

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fakeuserbot9000 t1_iy5anht wrote

Stealth is 100, but always chooses to knock any object on a horizontal surface onto the floor

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putudrulu t1_iy4oqp5 wrote

*rolls die*

- aaand that's another kittycal hit :3

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bubbaki t1_iy4hoh0 wrote

You lost big time.

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No-Cardiologist-1990 t1_iy5gfr1 wrote

khajiit enjoys game. This one wants to sell wares to the shop keeper.

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riftrender t1_iy4w14k wrote

I need to find a real dnd group, I just can't do the discord/roll20 games anymore, it doesn't keep my attention and its boring...

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BizzyM t1_iy5h66v wrote

/r/CatsPlayingDnd

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tango421 t1_iy5juct wrote

My cat sometimes rolls dice for me. Sometimes she sleeps the board which I use for rolling dice. Sometimes she steals a die and starts rolling it around the house playing D&D with her sister (our other cat).

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banjowashisnamo t1_iy66b35 wrote

"Sorry about last week. How'd the session go?"

"Your character coughed up a hairball then curled up in a box."

"Cool. Did I get any XP for that?"

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TheSkylerHaze t1_iy4epzt wrote

He just wants to be apart of the team

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AmadSeason t1_iy4kfni wrote

Not a bad replacement, cats are natural guardians against the undead.

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Gayguymike t1_iy4t3j0 wrote

That will work that will work

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oddmetre t1_iy56h5a wrote

Chaotic neutral

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TheForceofHistory t1_iy5aetm wrote

8 free auto saving rolls!

The 9th is a coin toss.

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Kymilove t1_iy5h3z6 wrote

That's so cute. 🥹🥹

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ekydfejj t1_iy5hna0 wrote

Pretty sure this is a still from a video posted today that showed that Cat going all in in poker....but DND is fantasy.

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Caomedes t1_iy5p5uc wrote

I hope he played a druid.

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JustaRandomOldGuy t1_iy5panx wrote

Chaotic neutral monk. Save verses "Awww" or be unable to move for one round.

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JeffSergeant t1_iy5pbd5 wrote

I have a d20 cat treat dispenser for extra suspense in rolls.

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pepetlover t1_iy5q134 wrote

"i cast magic missile"

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xorinzor t1_iy5qar6 wrote

"He just keeps throwing all the characters off the table!"

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thehermit14 t1_iy5qi5k wrote

Fact. Cats cheat and lie. You probably chose a better player than me, it probably cheats better than me.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy75gcw wrote

Isn’t it hard to play with a critter that throws everything around and cheats and lies?

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diegrauedame t1_iy5qw16 wrote

Your cat looks just like my cat!!! So cute!

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tunedetune t1_iy5xjeg wrote

Minature takes 3d4 falling damage every turn.

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AveryJuanZacritic t1_iy60221 wrote

I throw my "Flea Collar" spell.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy75jdd wrote

Wish I could get a few for my dogs as flea control is expensive.

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wowaddict71 t1_iy60m56 wrote

You should hook him/her up with a dice tower.

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Kytyngurl2 t1_iy60ndy wrote

She’s about to fling that guy into the ether. Or at least that’s what my troll cat would do. 😆

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Sheldon121 t1_iy75mvu wrote

Ooooh, a troll cat! Aren’t all cats automatically trolls?

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Kytyngurl2 t1_iy8aq1z wrote

Yeah, but the other one we host mostly moonlights as an amateur therapy kitty lap warmer with delusions of grandeur 🥰

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LoganN64 t1_iy6157f wrote

Probably plays a tabaxi rogue...

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preciousjewel128 t1_iy641lp wrote

Even has a kitty mini 🥺

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HappyGoPink t1_iy64z3e wrote

Obviously an upgrade over the absent player.

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AttemptingToSucceed t1_iy65q3e wrote

Your cat looks JUST like one I used to have. She was the sweetest little thing ever.

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Sheldon121 t1_iy75rda wrote

We had one who looked like her too. Quite a spikey character she was. Her name was Scarlett and it fit.

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AttemptingToSucceed t1_iy79q07 wrote

Mine was named Dezzy! She was the sweetest cat I've ever had. She lived to be 18 I think. She was a stray too. I cant get over how much this cat looks like her.

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blizg t1_iy672xy wrote

Good luck getting their spot back

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gothrules4 t1_iy6oxmm wrote

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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CryptoBurnLofi t1_iy6ufvs wrote

What's so cute about a guy in tabaxi cosplay?

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belac4862 t1_iy6vcph wrote

"The wizard turned me into a cat!"

Every one staring at human the following week*

"I got bettah."

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Casper_Arg t1_iy6yg62 wrote

“I summon ‘Red Dot’”

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Sheldon121 t1_iy761t9 wrote

Are dots in DND the same as the awful ones in Candy Land that kept you stuck in place until you managed to roll your way out? I HATED them! Think I have ADD and can’t deal with being stuck somewhere for a long spell.

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george_smith09 t1_iy70pd7 wrote

He will carry your party! Pretty sure he is gonna high roll every time.

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THEMOISTCLOWN t1_iy7v26a wrote

Roll a 20 to fool the group into thinking you're a human

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Rice_Daddy t1_iy5a3lh wrote

Is he the bard or the rouge?

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zucc691 t1_iy5slq2 wrote

Khajiit will sell you wares

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StnMtn_ t1_iy6q1bx wrote

Lol. r/CatsWithJobs

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Sheldon121 t1_iy73rma wrote

How well did Mittens do? Looks like a cat we owned for a while until she decided to take off.

Are you interested in players who’ve never played before? It sounds interesting and I’m up for playing it.

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PooperJackson t1_iy74zzv wrote

When wiping your ass with the rules book turns literal

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[deleted] t1_iy77bom wrote

I’ve always wanted to learn to play. Do you think the cat could teach me?

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Death_Blossm t1_iy7b0un wrote

That's the druid stuck wild shape

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Crimson_Raven t1_iy7bx2k wrote

That is either:

  1. The Druid

  2. A Tabaxi

  3. Someone’s Familiar

  4. A dragon who has been true polymorphed into a cat and kept as a pet by the party.

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TheNonceMan t1_iy7yn6q wrote

They're cute. What's their number?

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CaptainChaos74 t1_iy80fzw wrote

At least they're on top of the rules.

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oinkqwer t1_iy8i3xd wrote

I have that exact same cat.

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Cloverhonney t1_iy8iuba wrote

He stopped reading his book to play with you. That is so pawsome.

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