> My 15 year old baby, she comes to work every day with me

That's the way. Whenever I negotiate contracts where I have to be on-site, my dog is my number one discussion point.

He is office trained, has been for a decade, and knows to stay under my desk or next to me (whenever I have to roam around/be in a meeting) at all times.

When you reduce the friction to this point (I'm totally against anyone bringing any dog to the office, as it can cause a lot of disturbances, especially if there are already other - trained or not - dogs...), it actually improves worker efficiency, since people really enjoy being able to pet a cute doggo during breaks.