Submitted by anayalator39 t3_125bh4i in aww
tomveiltomveil t1_je3h1qy wrote
Stay away from San Francisco, there's a thousand year old Chinese dog that wants to marry Bella and then sacrifice her to break the curse the Emperor put on him.
aarkwilde t1_je3j6x4 wrote
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
anayalator39 OP t1_je3jwb4 wrote
Now because of you guys I am going to watch that movie tonight .
aarkwilde t1_je3k44m wrote
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
It's a great movie. The only regret you will have is you can't watch it again for the first time.
anayalator39 OP t1_je3k6z0 wrote
Every time is like the first time .
anayalator39 OP t1_je3jzkb wrote
Would it be dog pan or lo dog ?
anayalator39 OP t1_je3h4ba wrote
I was just telling a co worker that lol
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