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oBRYNsnark t1_j9jbx3a wrote

How do you know it's constipated?

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de-and-roses t1_j9jbxrm wrote

How do you know he is constipated 😅

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Ohgood9002 t1_j9jlqq7 wrote

I dont think that word means what you think it does

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chesucat t1_j9jnvf4 wrote

All I see is a fat cat on a motorbike, maybe he’s bloated maybe he’s content.

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[deleted] t1_j9jow5c wrote

Not constipated. Just annoyed that you seem to be concerned with its butthole. Is your theme song "What's Indide Your Butthole" by Jolee? You are very unfamiliar with cats. They're just judgey assholes who tolerate you for the use of your thumbs. That is RBF.

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FlyWereAble t1_j9k5w4i wrote

This is hilarious, your profile is too, your pet cow is very cute, I must say :)

Constipated is when you haven't pooped for a few days and it gets stuck

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Jd_transboi t1_j9k746k wrote

I don’t think constipated was the correct term here-

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NerfRepellingBoobs t1_j9kc3sn wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#1,918,144)

Hahaha. I used to sing that song to my cat during poop stimulation when he was too young to go on his own. The video had just gone viral. I was trying to keep a constipated kitten calm. It didn’t work. You’d have thought I was torturing him with the way he screamed.

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KarlHungus311 t1_j9kr8oc wrote

Tbf, the cat isn't shitting in the photo, so it's entirely possible that it is in fact constipated

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Twotgobblin t1_j9ksobj wrote

Why/how is the constipation known/confirmed?

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JagBak73 t1_j9kvzkp wrote

I loved seeing all the cats walking around Istanbul. They were all pretty much well-fed and content.

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SternLecture t1_j9lg1uq wrote

There is a joke so somewhere in this vicinity about Constantinople and the they might be Giants but I am too dumb.

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badjokephil t1_j9m0w7c wrote

Unlike the others, that cat looks constipated as hell to me. However, you did make one error, OP: it’s Turykyìey now, don’t you know?

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RALOF-OF-SKYRIM t1_j9masj1 wrote

This cat looks like Paarthurnax’s brother/ Skyrim dragon

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Kustwacht t1_j9mpu6a wrote

Well, he is tired of your shit, that’s obvious

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ross073 t1_j9mqs51 wrote

He is very comfortable there

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NoahNoFifth t1_j9mz1ef wrote

I love the title. I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes, constipated means that you haven’t pooped in a while lol

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ZoyaZhivago t1_j9n4dk5 wrote

Replying to jtho78 (#1,920,224)

I mean... there's a whole movie on that topic (Kedi), so it wasn't just your imagination. I've been there too, but only for a few days. Didn't get to hang out with the kitties as much as I would have liked! We saw plenty of them in Greece, too.

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Klaus0225 t1_j9ngn9z wrote

Replying to allharveybman (#1,925,202)

Since we can’t know if the cat is constipated or not without an autopsy, the cat is both constipated and not constipated. Since the state of constipation cannot be verified then we should not use the term when describing the cat, whether it be constipated or not constipated.

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Sphinx_032 t1_j9nhx60 wrote

My first observation was that, he was indeed, very constipated

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satchking t1_j9nnqnk wrote

The light in the back is shaped like a cartoon dog bone. I can't unsee.

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