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de-and-roses t1_j9jbxrm wrote

How do you know he is constipated 😅

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MotherOfHippos t1_j9ltc9a wrote

This is exactly what I (and everyone else) is wondering lol

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23357 OP t1_j9jcrv7 wrote

Its face

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Mississimia t1_j9jdwz8 wrote

first time seeing a cat?

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23357 OP t1_j9jeqyu wrote

No haha

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KittenMaster9 t1_j9keqqh wrote

What do you think constipated means?

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jtho78 t1_j9k5hym wrote

Did you mean 'contemptuous'?

Edit: when I visited Istanbul, it seemed like stray cats were treated like kings. That is my reasoning.

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ZoyaZhivago t1_j9n4dk5 wrote

I mean... there's a whole movie on that topic (Kedi), so it wasn't just your imagination. I've been there too, but only for a few days. Didn't get to hang out with the kitties as much as I would have liked! We saw plenty of them in Greece, too.

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Bout_2break t1_j9nmyvw wrote

There is an adorable movie “Kedi” about these revered felines

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RyanTaylorPhoto t1_j9l6jk5 wrote

Here and Egypt is the same. It’s to do with them being considered holy

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redfluor t1_j9liwzf wrote

I don't think so

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RyanTaylorPhoto t1_j9mpxgs wrote

I mean, having just come from both of those places, yes it is. But apparently Reddit thinks they know better as usual

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Rubatose t1_j9kovq3 wrote

I don't know if you know this, but "constipated" means unable to poop

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thatguysaidearlier t1_j9l5elm wrote

They're not constipated. They're judging you...

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>You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Come back when you're worthy.

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Goodboy_Otis t1_j9m2tpj wrote

>Its face

you've never been around a cat before right? That's a normal go fuck yourself face.

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oBRYNsnark t1_j9jbx3a wrote

How do you know it's constipated?

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allharveybman t1_j9l9u1i wrote

How do you know it's not?

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Klaus0225 t1_j9ngn9z wrote

Since we can’t know if the cat is constipated or not without an autopsy, the cat is both constipated and not constipated. Since the state of constipation cannot be verified then we should not use the term when describing the cat, whether it be constipated or not constipated.

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Purplostrich t1_j9p2ld2 wrote

This is certainly an interesting take on Schrödinger's cat.

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Ohgood9002 t1_j9jlqq7 wrote

I dont think that word means what you think it does

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NatcheralE t1_j9jcr43 wrote

Maybe they meant "content"

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FlyWereAble t1_j9k5w4i wrote

This is hilarious, your profile is too, your pet cow is very cute, I must say :)

Constipated is when you haven't pooped for a few days and it gets stuck

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23357 OP t1_j9k60hv wrote

Thank you very much

Ah, the Cat seems to look rather sour haha

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MotherOfHippos t1_j9lthtg wrote

Omg I’m using this forever now when dealing with a constipated animal or human

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D-life t1_j9o1sp3 wrote

Prunes. Lots of prunes! He will be back to himself in no time.

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erbr t1_j9nk3sh wrote

How to get me to check a profile in 3 simple words "your pet *"

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Jd_transboi t1_j9k746k wrote

I don’t think constipated was the correct term here-

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Chradamw t1_j9kpwi1 wrote

No no he asked the cat how it was feeling and it replied “I’m constipated”

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KarlHungus311 t1_j9kr8oc wrote

Tbf, the cat isn't shitting in the photo, so it's entirely possible that it is in fact constipated

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chesucat t1_j9jnvf4 wrote

All I see is a fat cat on a motorbike, maybe he’s bloated maybe he’s content.

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Ringo_1956 t1_j9kywrl wrote

How do you know he's constipated?

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Twotgobblin t1_j9ksobj wrote

Why/how is the constipation known/confirmed?

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[deleted] t1_j9jow5c wrote

Not constipated. Just annoyed that you seem to be concerned with its butthole. Is your theme song "What's Indide Your Butthole" by Jolee? You are very unfamiliar with cats. They're just judgey assholes who tolerate you for the use of your thumbs. That is RBF.

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NerfRepellingBoobs t1_j9kc3sn wrote

Hahaha. I used to sing that song to my cat during poop stimulation when he was too young to go on his own. The video had just gone viral. I was trying to keep a constipated kitten calm. It didn’t work. You’d have thought I was torturing him with the way he screamed.

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[deleted] t1_j9ki5ly wrote

Well, may I also suggest Have You Seen What the Cat Threw Up by Baron Von Rumblbuss.

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NerfRepellingBoobs t1_j9kj860 wrote

That was magical. What about My Cat is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner?

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[deleted] t1_j9kklw3 wrote

Thanks, my dogs and cat are going to love their new playlist.

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cardcommander7147 t1_j9ki8lc wrote

So give it some laxatives already. Poor kitty...

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Schirenia t1_j9kkttx wrote

DO NOT give it laxatives, trust me. I learned that the hard way

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JagBak73 t1_j9kvzkp wrote

I loved seeing all the cats walking around Istanbul. They were all pretty much well-fed and content.

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cheeky23monkey t1_j9l68hy wrote

I’m sure they keep the rodent population down, but is there a problem with them killing too many birds?

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SternLecture t1_j9lg1uq wrote

There is a joke so somewhere in this vicinity about Constantinople and the they might be Giants but I am too dumb.

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DaSquareFish t1_j9ltuzz wrote

Constipated in Constantinople

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mtsai t1_j9mptbm wrote

bot title?

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HowRememberAll t1_j9lpwjk wrote

Love the chill paws. What an attitude❣️

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GlennIrish t1_j9lvxch wrote

My dude can’t poop

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badjokephil t1_j9m0w7c wrote

Unlike the others, that cat looks constipated as hell to me. However, you did make one error, OP: it’s Turykyìey now, don’t you know?

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thejudgehoss t1_j9m91jp wrote

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

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RALOF-OF-SKYRIM t1_j9masj1 wrote

This cat looks like Paarthurnax’s brother/ Skyrim dragon

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therealpilgrim t1_j9mprh1 wrote

Now it’s Instanbul, not catstantinople

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Kustwacht t1_j9mpu6a wrote

Well, he is tired of your shit, that’s obvious

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ross073 t1_j9mqs51 wrote

He is very comfortable there

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NoahNoFifth t1_j9mz1ef wrote

I love the title. I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes, constipated means that you haven’t pooped in a while lol

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StupidBored92 t1_j9n2yhu wrote

When did Hasanabi take a trip back to turkey?

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bigdoggshitog t1_j9n6dbm wrote

Maybe he's tired of your shit 😂

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Sphinx_032 t1_j9nhx60 wrote

My first observation was that, he was indeed, very constipated

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satchking t1_j9nnqnk wrote

The light in the back is shaped like a cartoon dog bone. I can't unsee.

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Jassida t1_j9lb1lx wrote

Constantinople?

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