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[deleted] t1_j9jow5c wrote

Not constipated. Just annoyed that you seem to be concerned with its butthole. Is your theme song "What's Indide Your Butthole" by Jolee? You are very unfamiliar with cats. They're just judgey assholes who tolerate you for the use of your thumbs. That is RBF.

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NerfRepellingBoobs t1_j9kc3sn wrote

Hahaha. I used to sing that song to my cat during poop stimulation when he was too young to go on his own. The video had just gone viral. I was trying to keep a constipated kitten calm. It didn’t work. You’d have thought I was torturing him with the way he screamed.

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[deleted] t1_j9ki5ly wrote

Well, may I also suggest Have You Seen What the Cat Threw Up by Baron Von Rumblbuss.

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NerfRepellingBoobs t1_j9kj860 wrote

That was magical. What about My Cat is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner?

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[deleted] t1_j9kklw3 wrote

Thanks, my dogs and cat are going to love their new playlist.

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