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[deleted] t1_j9h1myr wrote

Mine would scratch a leather chair that nice.

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[deleted] t1_j9h6ryt wrote

Geez, your supervisor sure enjoys micromanaging you! Won't even let you work, without closely monitoring your progress!

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Pnknlvr96 t1_j9h7fah wrote

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a candy bar.

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Big_Half8302 t1_j9hhip9 wrote

has anyone made a "that's an expensive paperweight mate" joke yet?

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Dying_breath t1_j9hifqh wrote

She wants to be where the ‘action’ is.

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tomcat6932 t1_j9hlao2 wrote

She is supervising to make sure you don't screw up.

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anged16 t1_j9hoxiy wrote

“That’s an awfully cheap looking bar of gold you got there John”

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No_Chapter_948 t1_j9hr3lf wrote

She just sits there and doesn't walk all over the desk, sit on the paperwork? Good cat!

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voretaq7 t1_j9hrwal wrote

YOU'RE NOT MY FELINE SUPERVISOR!

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MOHARR13 t1_j9huhb1 wrote

Is she taking minutes or just a colleague having a deep discussion?

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thunderGunXprezz t1_j9i034g wrote

Replying to wcollins260 (#1,907,502)

I have a buddy, who happens to be somewhat of a general contractor/handy man and really no slouch in plumbing skills absolutely hates handling copper. He says it makes him feel dirty and can smell it on his hands. Really gives him the heebie jeebies.

I'm totally gonna try to get him one of these.

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thunderGunXprezz t1_j9i216b wrote

Replying to wcollins260 (#1,911,953)

Ya I totally get that. I think its a somewhat common thing. Not necessarily something I'd call a phobia but some sort of condition. As I think about it more, ny son often complains about wanting to wash his hands after handling any sort of metal objects, like coins, nails, screws etc.

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wcollins260 OP t1_j9i9rgc wrote

Replying to No_Chapter_948 (#1,911,126)

Yeah I guess I’m lucky that she eventually settles down and lays on the chair. But yeah, when I go into the office she comes in and does all of those things for a good 10-15 minutes. I’ve learned to just turn on the tv and screw around until she settles down before I start on the important stuff. It works out.

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Fluffiest_Toe_Beans t1_j9ibxjb wrote

Replying to wcollins260 (#1,912,920)

Yep, you're very lucky, lol! My cat isn't content to just sit here in my office, nope - when he gets bored, he hops up onto one of the desks or counters and starts chewing on my paperwork and file boxes! He once chewed the corner of a certified court document. Oops.

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Panthean t1_j9ie34m wrote

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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dwdrummond t1_j9ifsv2 wrote

First off, Are you sure you’re not a paperweight bro?

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JJagaimo t1_j9im5jk wrote

Replying to thunderGunXprezz (#1,911,851)

Technically it doesn't get on your hands; the copper interacts with skin oils and breaks them down, which makes that "metallic" smell. That's why coins that smell "metallic" are actually just gross and covered in skin oils.

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zeroj20 t1_j9ins66 wrote

Someone stole my copper bars at work this Monday

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its-MAGNETIC t1_j9ioqwo wrote

Why do you have 24k gold bar left so casually? Store in a vault!

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karinchup t1_j9iosgm wrote

Does she give you a weekly review?

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WhoAmI1138 t1_j9ipphr wrote

That’s a great method you have for disguising your Nazi gold. /s

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Henry2824 t1_j9iujym wrote

Is this not that meme template with the cat in the chair

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MartinisnMurder t1_j9j1ub1 wrote

Mister Grey will see you meow… (I’ll see myself out)

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PurerPowerPlant t1_j9j6qsu wrote

Contractual pressure, how much gold ya need son?! Remember ya are loved!

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ProStrats t1_j9jaod7 wrote

Replying to wcollins260 (#1,907,889)

I read your comment first as "STOP STOP STOP STOP, NO NO NO!!!" for 15 minutes, but in reality is probably some 15 minute long iteration of the following...

You hear noise

Look up, cat makes eye contact with paws and claws outstretched

"Don't you dare."

Cat puts paws back down, you look away

You look back up after 1 second

Cat paws out stretched, cat looks up, sees you and pauses

"I said, don't. you. dare."

Cat stares, challenging your power

Insert cat name "I said no!"

Cat puts paws down, you stare, cat stares

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SaulWellandGood t1_j9jfz7j wrote

You insist on doing paperwork for hours while she sits in the chair.

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thatsme55ed t1_j9k80yz wrote

Replying to thunderGunXprezz (#1,912,068)

It's possible to develop an allergy to metals. I have a strong allergy to nickel to the point I get really painful oozing sores if I wear anything with nickel in it for a full day (like belt buckles or metal glasses frames).

I can handle change and metal items like knives to use them, but not prolonged exposure.

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wzkx t1_j9ks5dc wrote

Ha, my cat insists on sitting on my chair when I work at home (which is always for the last 3 years). As a concession, she agrees that we share the chair and she sleeps behind my a.. back for all that time.

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BoiFrosty t1_j9l4gzr wrote

I take it you're a swiss banker?

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goliathfasa t1_j9lc89l wrote

It’s not paperwork. It’s copperwork.

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Me2373 t1_j9lhtpg wrote

I love her cute button nose 🥰

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ryan7251 t1_j9lhvtq wrote

I was thinking that was a gold bar should have guessed it was copper.

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