The odds of contracting Covid-19 through touching an elevator button are extraordinarily low. If you are worried about such things, there’s a great new book by the esteemed paychiatrist, Dr. Leo Marvin, called Baby Steps!

“Baby step onto the elevator. Baby step out of the elevator. Baby step down the hall. Baby step out the building.”

If that doesn’t work, try reading the next book in the series, “Death Therapy”, by Bob Wiley. It’s a guaranteed cure!