"Hold up, you're pulling my tail right? That's your wish?"

"I did not misspeak."

"You wish that I tell your girlfriend that you don't like when she takes too much of the blanket while you two are in bed?"

"That about covers it."

"No it does not. You really want me to grant that wish?"

"That shouldn't be too hard for you. Or if it is, maybe I could--

"No, no I can certainly grant it, but, have you seen what you did to get here? You slew the Undead Army of Fred."

"Piece of cake."

"Passed through the Hallway of Axes that Sway."

"Just a walk through the park innit?"

"Defeated the Mech Dragon from Heck!"

"You know while I was fighting her, I was questioning what's with all these trial names that have lame rhymes in them?"

"Shut up. Poetry is my latest hobby. What I question is why you would go through all of that but you can't just ask your girlfriend for a bit more blanket?"

"Well, it's because...I'm afraid things will get a bit awkward."

"Be real with me, you're not getting abused are you?"

"No."

"No blackmail or anything?"

"None."

"No one pressuring you to man up and face the cold?"

"My mates are supportive actually."

"Then what's the problem?! Why did you risk death to wish for this?!"

"I told you al--look, can you grant my wish or not? I could always go to the Genie of the East."

"Already done. Her reply is: 'But I get cold'."

"I was afraid she would say that. Okay, well...I'll see you next year with my reply."

"Oh for the love of me."