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m-s-c-s t1_j6at3c2 wrote

As they reached the edge of the trees, they could already hear Glassmaker struggling to contain his laughter as muffled jets of flame shot into the air, followed soon after by Alder starting another bawdy limerick.

"--and then the baker's wife says, that's not flour!"

A gout of flame roared out of Glassmaker 30 feet into the field, singing the tips of the grass and sending a family of rabbits scattering.

"Aim higher! Don't want to burn down the neighborhood old friend! Cecil! Petra! So glad you could join us! Oooh, what's in the sack?"

They looked at the blanket laid out with some fine bread, honey butter with sesame seeds, a flagon of wine, a snifter of whiskey, and a huge glass jug of water.

"Limestone! To help our growing boy's teeth come in bright and strong!" Petra cheerfully hummed a song her grandmother used to sing when she was making dinner. It was in the southern dialect that she didn't learn until she was older, and it seemed the words were ever changing, so all she could remember is the tune and the last few lines. She broke into song anyhow, making up some new words for the first half. "Castles for dragon's teeth, grinning he shines! Biscuits for fair friends, sharing their rhymes! Ice in the whiskey, fire in the wine, the drink may be risky, but brings with it time."

She smiled to herself and looked up to see everyone staring at her except Cecil, who was staring at them staring at her.

"Wh..." Euphemia's voice quavered. "Where did you hear that song?"

"Have... have I offended you? My grandmother used to sing it at dinner when I was a child. The start was always different, but the last few bars were always the same. I finally learned what they meant when I was older."

"No you've done nothing to offend us! It was beautiful Petra." Alder put a gentle hand on her shoulder. "This song is very old. There are few who know it. Where was your grandmother from?"

"Arden. Why?"

Cecil put a comforting arm around his wife's shoulders. "What's going on? What's so important about the song?"

The three exchanged glances.

"Petra, do you trust Cecil?"

"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!" She snapped back, fury flashing across her brow. Euphemia smiled gently. She cooled. "Of course. To the ends of time."

Suddenly Alder and Euphemia were gone, and in their place were two dragons, each double the size of Glassmaker.

They bowed gently. "My queen."

--and that friends, is where I'll pause for now.

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Ilikefame2020 t1_j6b04yy wrote

Dude, you’re comedy is some of the funniest I’ve read in a while. Great response overall. Upvoted.

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m-s-c-s t1_j6b0gds wrote

Thank you so much! I'm already thinking about more chapters now :)

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SamJam900 t1_j6biys4 wrote

Tell me when you write more! Your style is so fun to read.

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Tzaphiel t1_j6cmmjt wrote

Please tell me when you continue this story. I need more of the tale!

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Zearkon t1_j6b0o09 wrote

If you keep going on a subreddit of your own let me know, I loved reading this!

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Bryggyth t1_j6ba3ry wrote

That was a fantastically fun story, thank you for writing it! Definitely one of my favorites I’ve read on here, although I’ve always loved dragons haha.

That last part where we learn Alder and Euphemia are dragons makes the “A green and a blue” from earlier make a lot more sense. I take it the dragons in this world are divided up by color or something along those lines. Also explains why they were totally ok with causing a crash landing on a dragon!

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LimeSkye t1_j6cacy2 wrote

Ack! You stopped! Nooooooo! More, please!

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Lien417 t1_j6bx5u4 wrote

WAIT NO AAAAAA-

This is so great omg write more very please ;-;

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Maglor_Nolatari t1_j6criuo wrote

Guess I'll have to save this for the future hope you'll write more.

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Kam_Solastor t1_j6gs9wq wrote

I really, really, really hope you end up continuing this. It was an amazing read! Thank you.

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m-s-c-s t1_j6gvbj5 wrote

I'm at about 8000 words now give or take...

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maskedCarson t1_j6mtp7f wrote

this was amazing wow,,, if you ever decide to write more id love to see it !

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