Welcome to your first day at school. Here you will learn how to be proper gods to the planet assigned to you after your graduation. My name is Mr. Wibawa and I am the headmaster of this prestigious institution.

It really makes me proud to see the faces of the future deities. Every year it's exciting to see the next generation. And Dave. This school will help you develop a sense of responsibilty, teach you how to use your powers properly and of curse show you how to take care of your planet.

Most of you will graduate at the end of the year. You are gods after all. You are omiscient and omnipotent. Well, most of you. We will help you to develop some commomsense. Don't worry. For some it may take a bit longer, but our graduate who took the longest yet, did it after two years. That's perfectly fine.

Ahem, as you may be aware of the incident three years ago. I am obligated to remind you of Amemdment #5327. Many of you are still very young and eager to achieve great deeds and while I highly compliment this spirit, no one is allowed to seed lifeless planets with life. None of you are authorised or qualified for terraforming until your graduation. Especially not you, Dave. Just as a reminder. Not every planet is suitable for living creatures. It takes meticulous planning to prepare a planet. While lifeforms sure need to struggle a bit, so they remember to worship us, it is not reasonable to plant humans without any adjustment of their biology onto an ice planet. With no resources other than ice. That poor fella Gautama is working overtime to save the people. Many of you prefer to govern human or humanlike species as they are the easiest to plant. But remember those are really frail.

I also remind you of the edit of Amemdment #5327 that was added two years ago. Seeding lifeless planets with life is prohibited. This includes moons too. This is just a gentle reminder, that many species need oxygen. Which most moons don't provide. We had to evacuate a whole moon. This wrecked the 5 millenia plans many gods have had for their planets as the sudden overpopulation was more than their systems could handle. Also, if you seed life after your graduation, remember to give them space to move. It is not desireble to Cover every inch of a moon with sentient species, Dave.

Lastly I am sure you all are aware of the incident last year, which led to another adjustment of Amemdment #5327. No seeding any celestial object if you are not qualified yet. We all felt a great disturbance, as if billions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Seriously Dave, how did you and what possessed you to seed a star???