Why does this always happen to me? I gave them strong bodies to have fun not to hunt each other down. I gave many large teeth so their smiles would be brighter not to crush the neck of my other creations.
They weren’t supposed to kill or eat each other. If only they thought for a second they would realise that consuming each other is unnecessary. I put a giant ball of energy close to the planet for a reason.
I created every creature with the ability to absorb the solar energy around them. Over time they changed and forgot their abilities. Unlike my Father I was never the best at creating eternal creations. Even the ones that don’t eat the moving creations, eat the steadfast ones that cling to the earth. There is more than enough food for all of them yet they are so barbaric.
What’s worse is that recently a hairless monkey species has been taking over. They are a bit smarter than the rest of my creations and have used that intelligence to take over the planet.
I should actually see what they’re up to right now. They have recently begun acting weird and doing strange experiments. They rarely work together yet for some reason they are way more coordinated now than usual. This was starting to eerily resemble another time. I move my astral body closer to the surface of the earth. The hairless monkeys are concentrated in areas with giant structures penetrating the sky.
My attention is drawn to a structure higher than the rest stretching far into the sky. The clouds a hairsbreadth out of reach from the tallest point. I peer into the room with most people. There are machines humming and beeping. In the center of the room there is a giant machine. It has rods and antennae on its top. Suddenly the machine starts beeping faster flashing lights go off. The hairless monkeys seem to be in a panic now. Ones that were sitting just moments ago are running around and making noise at each other.
This keeps on happening, they keep on failing! They use machines to discover my presence! Ascendance is achieved internally! It is a spiritual journey! For some reason all my creations just use machines instead and muck things up!
I look over the earth again. There are wars everywhere. All my creations are killing each other wherever I look. I can’t help but sigh, I didn’t want to do this but I guess I no Longer have a choice.
I snap my fingers. I guess it’s back to the drawing board. Moments later giant asteroids change course in the cosmos and head right for the planet.
Why does this keep on happening? First with those lizard people I had to get rid of 65 million years ago and now as well with these hairless apes. Now that I think about it some of those creatures survived. I need to be more thorough this time. I snap my fingers again sending a couple more asteroids veering towards the planet.