A_random_rando t1_j5781el wrote
Well I’m 96, I was a soldier in WHATS known as the Great War of the 40s. So it being 2023 now a lot of people have asked “where were you in during 9/11”, “where were you when we nuked Iran”, “where were you when MLK, or JFK got shot”, and “where were you when America invaded and annexed the UK?”.
Well Ill tell you where I was when American invaded and annexed the UK. I was 24 and still in the American Army’s special unit. We were either the best of the best shots or the best of the best brains. We were tasked with killing King Gorge , Winston Churchill, and Clement Attlee. We were also tasked with taking over London and any other city we can get. So here’s my story.
It there was me [1Lt. Sean James], 2Lt. Huston, Spc. Turner, Sgt. Tucker, Cpl. Marcell, Spc. Johnson, Spc. Nat,and Spc. McCarthy in my group. We had some Airman backing us up if needed on a aircraft carrier. Now all government documents say that we used only American guns but that’s a lie we used any guns we could. The Mg we used was a MG42 if that tells you anything.
So here’s what happened the first thing we did was send as many missiles we had [all ballistic] into every city except London they got 4 missiles and that’s when we came in a day after we bombed London. 𝑴𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 [At the time we didn't know what a helicopter was but the army and air force with a little help from the marines made a Helicopter called HueyMK.5 this was the pro to type that was “never“ made and that means it wasn't documented] 𝑾𝒆 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 4 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝑨𝒊𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒐𝒏𝒛𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑨𝒓𝒎𝒊 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒖𝒔
𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 “𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑇𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡 2𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 from 𝐿𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡“ 𝑻𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒚𝒔 “𝐴𝑙𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡... 𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 when we get 2 miles from London” 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂 2 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎 𝒖𝒑
A_random_rando t1_j5785au wrote
𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 “𝑂𝑘 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝐺𝑜𝑛𝑧𝑜, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡. 𝐻𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝑇𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟, 𝑁𝑎𝑡 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. Tuner, Armi, McCarthy yall with me we will take care of King Gorge. We will all regroup at Big Ben when done. Then we will take London.” 𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕
𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 “𝑂𝑘 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝐺𝑜𝑛𝑧𝑜, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡. 𝐻𝑢𝑡𝑠𝑜𝑛, 𝑇𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟, 𝑁𝑎𝑡 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. Tuner, Armi, McCarthy yall with me we will take care of King Gorge. We will all regroup at Big Ben when done. Then we will take London.” 𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕
𝑾𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝑳𝒐𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑 12 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒅𝒈𝒆. 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 “𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑎 𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚“ 𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 “𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐺𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑉𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎“
A_random_rando t1_j5789h3 wrote
𝑰 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕
𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑩𝒆𝒏. 𝑾𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕.
𝑺𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑩𝒆𝒏. 𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 “𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑇𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑠𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡“ 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 “yeah James we are ready” “𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛“ 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅. 𝑺𝒐 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 .
𝑨𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒛 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒆𝒍𝒍 “HOLY SHIT TUCKERS DEAD TUCKERS DEA-“ 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑺𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒎 “FUCK IM HIT IM HIT“ . 𝑺𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝑰 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒔 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒅. 𝑺𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 248 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.
A_random_rando t1_j578d1z wrote
𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑲𝑰𝑨 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒈 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒐𝒇𝒇. 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒆𝒙𝒇𝒊𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑬𝒙𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆.
𝑾𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝑳𝒐𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑 12 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒅𝒈𝒆. 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 “𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑎 𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚“ 𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒔𝒐 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐 𝑮𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 “𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐺𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑉𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎“ 𝑰 𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕Well that’s the part of it the war I was apart of. After the war the US annexed the UK but no one really cared since they just saw the US take the UK so fast and with little effort
A_random_rando t1_j578fch wrote
I got the Medal of Honor and a few more medals. Soon the economy plummeted for the first few years of the US owning the UK. After a bit we won the space race, we murdered every big political figure in the UK, we Freed Ireland and Scotland, the USSR got taken over by Poland, Ireland got China, and Japan got molested by Scotland in the Japo-Scot war. So that’s what the entire war with the UK and everything after it and where I was with the part I played
votemarvel t1_j57etcj wrote
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
A_random_rando t1_j57hs2h wrote
Well Scotland is apart of Great Britain and Ireland was declared a free state around 1922 so around this time of my story 1947, 2 years before becoming fully Independent so that’s why I put what I put in my story
votemarvel t1_j57xfgm wrote
Scotland is apart from Great Britain or is a part of Great Britain? Great Britain is England, Scotland, and Wales. In fact the only part of Great Britain to not have its own representation is England.
Northern Ireland became a part of the UK in 1921.
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