Spiritual_Lie2563 t1_j0uebc9 wrote
I headed into the building. It was the day we all get the power that we would wait on. Of course there's a traffic jam today- all the other 18 year olds head in. I see some people had camped out, raring to go, but of course my parents wouldn't let me do it. By the time it was there, I had to end up at the end of the line, waiting for hours. Finally, when I got into the building, I waited to see it.
"We're sorry, every other power but one was taken already. We're out of literally everything else, it's take it or...well, actually because everyone's required one power, you can't even take it or leave it. Sit down and get the power."
I looked at them. "Well, maybe it won't be fine...let me see the computer.
I looked and was shocked.
"My power is...you're the worst?" The people nodded.
"Yep. Your power is that you're the worst. At everything. You will be the single worst person in existence at everything you do."
"The worst at everything?"
"Yep. No matter what metric we use, you will be the single worst at it."
"Okay. So I have everything against me. I can build on this."
"No...no you can't. If you have a visible weakness you can't build on, you might actually be able to work hard to make it a strength or at least use it to build some character. You don't even get that...well, even if you did, you'd just fail miserably at it. You'll have nothing wrong with you on paper, but you'll just be the worst at everything."
"So I'm going to end up a villain?"
"Well, no...or, not unless you already are a villain. You're just...the worst at everything."
"Though it really wouldn't matter if you DO become a villain or not, since if you tried to be a hero or a villain, you'll just be destined to fail miserably at it. The whole...you're the worst...thing again."
I smiled.
"Well, that's great. I can just use this bad luck and try to succeed, and then fail in a way I get what I want to happen! I can build on this..."
"No, no, it doesn't even work that way. If you try to do the opposite of what you want, you're still trying something, so it'll manage to fail in a way you still don't get what you want. Again, you're the worst at planning too."
"So, that's basically it? I have nothing to hope for? Just sit back and accept life sucks and just do nothing..."
"Oh, no. Your dreams going unfulfilled goes even further than that. They'll be unfulfilled so even on the smallest level it'll fail. If something happens that is good for you, then it's a complete and utter fluke that would happen- and better- for everyone else."
"Well, what the hell power is this then?"
"Don't you see? Because you're the worst person at everything, you'll serve as a beacon of light for the rest of the world."
"Life...it's tough. A power doesn't change that every life has some hardships in it. No matter what you can do or do not do in life, you'll always have something go wrong in life and you'll have problems."
"That's where you come in. No matter how bad someone else's life is, no matter what adversity or hardship comes into someone's life, they will always be able to look at you and say 'this is bad, but at least I'm not THAT guy'...and then they'll realize they've still got some good things in life, and that this too shall pass."
"So, you serve a purpose, no matter how bad it looks. Anyway, take your power and go. Live your life. And remember. As bad as life seems, it can't get any worse than it already is."
I left the room. As I left, I heard some whispers.
"You think he caught on we don't have any powers to give?"
"No one else has ever caught on..."
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