Lunetheart t1_j1wnooc wrote
"I don't understand, Captain. Why do we fear humans? They live such short lives-"
"Exactly, Lieutenant," the Captain said. "For you and I, we can expect to live a couple thousand years-any injury we get, we have to deal with for the rest of that time. Any grudges we have, we have hundreds of years to get over it. We grow into maturity into our two hundreds and spend that entire time learning the basics."
"I...I am aware of how our species works, Captain," the Lieutenant said.
"Then understand that humans don't have that kind of time," the Captain said. "Within one year of life, most humans can talk and walk. Within five, they are developing most of their motor skills. At eighteen? Many have decided or are deciding what they will do for the rest of their lives."
"Which are only a hundred years if they're lucky-" the Lieutenant started.
"As for grudges and wars?" the Captain said. "We can last hundreds of years and don't have to act upon it. Humans?" The Captain fully faced the Lieutenant. "They don't have that, so they take care of it. Immediately. Usually with explosives, weapons, nukes."
"I-Immediately?" the Lieutenant asked, turning slightly pale.
"Yes," the Captain said with a nod. "We can live for thousands of years and spend time thinking decisions over. Humans don't have that time and instead use their power to grow fast to cut our lives short-so listen closely, Lieutenant. NEVER cross a human, for while they die soon to us, they can make it so you will die sooner and not have to live with the guilt."
OldKittyGG t1_j1z18o7 wrote
You make humans sounds like more badass dwarves, why hold grudges for thousands of years if you can act immediately.
ZenerGr t1_j1zdbvy wrote
Happy cake day
userfakesuper t1_j1zjs3g wrote
Happy cake day McKnuckles "OldKittyGG" Goldtrickle!
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