Submitted by Taira_Mai t3_zu09r5 in WritingPrompts
021Fireball t1_j1hsdre wrote
"Now listen 'ere ya little shite..." Grandad growled, standing on the desk and lifting the Principal by the throat. "What gives yer Tae bloody right Ter treat me damn gran'daughtah like that?! He hissed. I shivered a bit, as I held the part of my face that was bruised. Everyone was mad and I was scared. I didn't know what I'd done to deserve it, but Grandad was understandably outraged. He may have only been 4'5, but he had anger enough to make an Orc shit himself, and the muscles to break a dragon's neck. Even is his current predicament the snooty leaf-lover tried to act superior. "I struck it because it's impure! Wrong! It sho-" a blow to the throat reduced him to a coughing fit "ENOUGH." Grandad roared. "Don't talk shite about her! Ahm notifyin' yer feckin' superior aftah this. What'll Ol' Na'rok think o' THIS?" The headmaster whimpered in terror. No! Pleasenoilldoanythingyouwant! "Ah shut it." H growled, as he turned to the window, and he hung the headmaster out the window. Nara, call him ples. He'd say gruffly to me, as he went to intimidating the scrawny elf. I nodded, as I tried to call the Orc, until his rough, cheery voice came on. "OI OI! THIZ IZ KAPTAN NAROK TALKIN'? WHADYA WANT?" M-mmm... H-hello, this is n-nara S-stonehammer...
Taira_Mai OP t1_j1iaamb wrote
WAY TO GO GRANDPA!
Love this!
021Fireball t1_j1ipb3f wrote
Do NOT hit a dwarf's kin, or fuck with dwarves in any respect. Thank you for the complement!
Jackamen1952 t1_j1khg1a wrote
Why does he sound like Qxir?
021Fireball t1_j1lmw1l wrote
Who's Qxir if I may ask?
Jackamen1952 t1_j1me8c3 wrote
He is a YouTuber from Ireland. His catchphrase is “ look here you little shite”
021Fireball t1_j1nm31c wrote
Thank you for the information
Jackamen1952 t1_j1nt7uo wrote
Is that sarcasm or are you genuine happy. I cant tell the difference
021Fireball t1_j1ntkd9 wrote
Genuine happiness if course, thanks for letting me know!
Jackamen1952 t1_j1ntm9e wrote
Your welcome
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