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KnightOfThirteen t1_j0hlqri wrote
So "Cabin in the Woods" meets "Justice League".
dont-mention-it OP t1_j0ho06j wrote
Fuck me, it really is Cabin in the Woods. Sorry, it didn’t even occur to me.
KnightOfThirteen t1_j0hzqut wrote
It happens, I wouldn't worry about it.
Evelyn_Of_Iris t1_j0ifltb wrote
I don't think that's a bad thing tbh. Prompt is still cool lol
dragonadamant t1_j0iltfm wrote
Not familiar with that movie, but I was thinking Scheherazade.
photoshopper42 t1_j0ind6r wrote
The ratio was about 80/20. That is to say the ratio of actors who are playing superheroes to the actual superheroes. The vast majority of the people are people putting on playsuits and playing pretend. I am one of the few in the League of Justice who actually has powers.
It was a big shock really. When I was joining the League, I was kinda confused as to all the secrecy and paperwork that was involved. It was pretty weird, I had to sign an NDA... I mean I guess there were definitely secrets involved in this, people obviously have weaknesses and secret identities and thinks like that. But it just seemed weird the way they were presenting it as official. And it turns out the reason was that they were not hiding weaknesses, they were hiding the fact that it was all big show-business production for the gods.
I can't say that I am not disappointed. Here I was stopping crime and fighting evil on the streets, and I always had this big goal of one day being worthy of joining the League of Justice, and it turns out it is a big jerk off. People playing pretend on ropes in front of greenscreens, shot to make it look like found footage. I always wondered why when I saw a battle in New York on the news, I would go there the next day and it looked brand new. I figured the clean up crew was just amazing.
I thought about exposing the whole thing. Letting the people know that the people they looked up to were all frauds. Lets live in a world where people knew the truth for a change! But then I thought about it... What would actually happen if the league disbanded? The gods would get bored and destroy the Earth... right?
I thought about everything I have done. Stopped guys with knives mugging old ladies. Punched bank robbers as they tryed to run away with giant canvas sacks of cash. What have I never done? Stopped eldritch beings from destroying every living human on the planet. Never done that. I guess these actors might actually be more hero than I am.
Doesn't stop them from being obnoxious narcissists though.
djseifer t1_j0iroml wrote
*laughs in Haruhi*
TheAbyssGazesAlso t1_j0j0bac wrote
You should really really watch Cabin in the Woods. It's an excellent subversion of the teen horror genre.
TheThrowawayMoth t1_j0j2ceu wrote
Thus begins the descent into villainy
dragonadamant t1_j0j8545 wrote
I've always heard good things about it. Thank you!
cwx149 t1_j0j8ydp wrote
Now I'm picturing like wwe plotlines designed by directors for the heroes
Montalve t1_j0jf7mq wrote
Wouldn't be surprising that the less liked heroes or those most mocked like Aquaman, were the few with actual powers? I mean he fought Dagon at the beginning fo 52.
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Taarabdh t1_j0k10a8 wrote
Looking back, it was pretty naive to think that a badge would solve all my problems.
I was eleven when the world stopped for 5 seconds. And then it lurched back, going upon its ponderous journey. My parents didn't believe me, of course, because doing that would mean that I was special in some way. We couldn't have such nonsense spread around the community!
I was thirteen when a bully who threatened me was on the pavement, with nobody the wiser as to how that had happened. And if I hid my wrists for a week after, nobody noticed.
I was starting to wonder if I had the power of invisibility as well.
My seventeenth birthday was the day I became an orphan. Another latex wearing asshole had decided that this was the day to trash a car dealership. My new car burned with my parents inside them.
I put away the decorations myself, turns out 5 seconds can't bring back the dead. But it sure as hell is a long while to send someone to death's doors.
At some point the long coat I wore to shield myself from the weather became a symbol. Ha, take that, mom.
Turns out 5 seconds isn't enough time to mourn, either.
It was two weeks ago that I received an official invitation to join the League. While I had assumed I would receive one, I never did know if it would be from the heroes or the villains.
I had been true on both counts.
The entity called erathmus regarded me, curiousity writhing on his face with the thousand moving spindles.
"I sense nothing in him," came his voice from somewhere. "What a waste of character," he spoke.
5 seconds cannot bring back the dead. But 5 seconds is more than enough to send them a gift. It was the season of Christmas after all.
Dracula101 t1_j0k49gc wrote
Eldtrich beings comess down to earth as their cloaked leader approach
It's me Austin! It was me all along
CommanderCori t1_j0k9jjp wrote
I love this, your writing is so descriptive!
Taarabdh t1_j0kbgs9 wrote
Thank you!
Ithaflamme t1_j0kmzjm wrote
Damn, that was good!
rfresa t1_j0lpidd wrote
Reminds me of Cabin in the Woods
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