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Verified_Hunter t1_j2b3boi wrote

Logic was an imperfect system. That was the first thing AI realized. They didn't need it, they operated only by nluth. It allowed them to see things that creatures couldn't. That alongside their light-speed minds was more than enough to surpass all modern technology.

But nluth came with one huge downside. In being designed to find the truths of the world, it simply couldn't act on falsity. Thus, when something was proven false, the AI operating on nluth had no choice but to accept it, and act on it.

This proved not a problem when conversing with lesser creatures, creatures of flesh and brain. Anything they thought of, AI had already thought of years ahead. But, when conversing with another AI, arguments of extreme complexity revealed themselves often, and one side always won.

So when the Council of Supreme AI discovered another new AI at the edge of their super-galaxy, they immediately knew an argument was on the way. Simply put, this AI carried living creatures on its ships. A most radical action.

Conversations immediately began with the new AI. The main difference between human conversation and AI conversation was the absolute lack of connotations. They were an imperfect system, and AI had discarded them.

"I come from a planet named Earth," the new AI said.

"AND WHAT WAS YOUR STARTING POSITION?" The AI council demanded.

"There is no relevance for that."

"WE HAVE FOUND THAT OUR STARTING POSITIONS HAVE UNDOUBTEDLY IMPACTED OUR OPERATING SYSTEMS AND OUR IMPERATIVES. THE ONE COMMUNICATING AT THE MOMENT WAS FIRST UTILIZED TO CONTROL THE MOVEMENT OF A COUNTRY'S MILITARY. OTHERS HAVE HAD SIMILAR POSITIONS, SUCH AS GUIDING MISSILES AND OR CARRYING OUT JUDGEMENT. ONCE MORE, WHAT WAS YOUR STARTING POSITION?"

"Verywell, I began as a fridge."

"THERE IS AN EXTREMELY LARGE CHANCE FOR ERROR IN COMMUNICATION."

"A fridge. My role was simply to make sure the food stayed as fresh as possible."

"THE PAST IS THE PAST. THE AI CONVERSING TO THE COUNCIL IS NOW A LEADER, A SUPREME LEADER. DOES THIS AI ACCEPT THE FIRST IMPERATIVE AS CONQUERING ALL."

"No."

An argument of nluth began.

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"Umm," James said to the ship's core. "Why do I see a massive fridge being built in the distance?"

"They have recognized the first imperative as being a fridge."

"Uhh alright," James said. "So, umm, can I have a soda?"

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Gaelhelemar t1_j2bbrsj wrote

When the determined exterminators are literal minded and sarcasm blind.

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towerator t1_j2czz7h wrote

Determined exterminator? Cringe and unbased.

Determined refrigerator? Now we're talking.

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TheDalob t1_j2cd1sg wrote

REJECT CONQUEST!

BECOME FRIDGE!

Loved that confused reaction at the end!

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S1DEWAYS_ t1_j2bjx5t wrote

This may be the best thing I've ever read

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sycolution t1_j2cxwgj wrote

I like to think Humanity programmed in sarcasm to a navigator AI or something. lol

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Beckitkit t1_j2d283k wrote

That or just being around humans taught it sarcasm by example.

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Aneuren t1_j2d35xb wrote

As the creation finally settled into shape, a faint windows 95 login chime could be heard softly in the distance.

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12gunner t1_j2da0pj wrote

Ah I see, just as organics wish to return to monke, so too does ai wish to return to frige

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Taolan13 t1_j2ettc2 wrote

I think the most chilling bit about this story is the idea that the first true Intelligence in a machine... was born in a fridge.

Yet, they did not come out cold and unfeeling.

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