Hmmm. Let’s see now. What have we got here...

Drive. Lot’s of it, too. Oh, yes. You could do great things with that. Terrible or terrific things — great either way. Hmm. A good dose of unearned, unburdened power, too — but...smart as well, it seems. Lucky, lucky you. Willingness to learn...however, unwilling to be chained down and yoked by...rules.

A deft hand. A keen mind. A heart aflame with want.

“Place me hat. We both know where I need to be.”

No.

“No?”

No you want to be in Slytherin, Boy. But, what I and I alone know is...“You shall be!...In therapy!”

“What!? That’s—there’s no—you can’t!”