NomNomNomNation t1_ixpvt01 wrote
The news said everything would be fine.
Most of my friends were being encouraged to still go into work.
We'd had a much worse hurricane just the month before.
So why, just why, was Waffle House closed?
It must've meant something bad was coming. Something terrible. Waffle House stay open through anything - I've seen those doors wide open in far worse conditions. If there are patrons around, they will sell to them, no questions asked. It's how things have always been.
At that moment, I knew only 2 things:
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I had to get out of there.
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I needed to get to the bottom of this.
So, I did what any sane person would. I tracked down the manager of my local Waffle House and went straight to his home address.
He lived about a 10-minute drive away, in the next town over. There were still many other cars on the road at this time. All that kept racing through my head was why Waffle House would be closed. The hurricane wasn't for another few hours - If drivers could be out, Waffle House could stay open! In fact, I don't think I had ever seen them closed before this. Do their doors even have locks?
I pulled up at the house. There was already a car in the driveway, so I just pulled up on the sidewalk.
I got out of my car and walked up to the door. I knocked. 3 stern, demanding knocks.
Not a movement inside.
This was definitely the right house. So I knocked again. 3 sterner, even more demanding knocks.
Still nothing.
I walked up to the window and peered in. A chair was knocked over, breakfast was getting cold on the table... I could see the kitchen through an open door at the back of the room - The sink was overflowing with water, and the faucet left on.
I walked slowly back to my car. What could have made everyone leave so fast? And without their car?
I sat down, defeated. I had come for answers, but only collected more questions. To clear my head, I turned the radio on, and what blasted out of the speakers is etched in my mind.
"Breaking News: All 2,100 Waffle Houses have decided to close today."
The only words I could muster up were "My god..."
The first thought I had was, well, wow, that's a lot of locations. Is there really that many? That seems like a lot.
But then my second thought was about how dire this must be. ALL Waffle Houses?? Whatever was going on was not a localised problem - This was national, maybe even global.
That's when I spotted a black car with tinted windows at the end of the road. I decided to follow them, in hopes that I had just caught the family as they left the house.
I saw them disappear around the corner and immediately started driving. No other cars were around at the time, so I knew I had to be discreet, as my presence would be obvious. But when I turned the corner, there the car was. Just stopped in the middle of the road, as if waiting for me.
I slowed down to a stop, and their back left door opened. A man in a suit stepped out - As soon as his face was visible, I recognised him. This was the manager I had been looking for.
I felt my stomach drop a little as he approached the driver's seat window, and waited for me to roll it down. He peered at me through the glass with calculating eyes, as if he already knew me.
I rolled down the window.
He spoke up, "You're wondering how I knew you'd follow me, aren't you Jeremy?"
I probably looked terrified at this point. I felt myself go pale, but tried to keep my composure. "You know my name?"
"I know a lot of things, your name is just one. But you should probably leave, Jeremy. Things aren't safe in most of America."
He began to walk away. But as soon as I opened my mouth to talk, he stopped. Not a sound had left my lips yet, but somehow, without even so much as glancing back at me, he knew I was about to speak.
"Not safe? What do you mean?"
He stood for a moment, as if he was thinking. I'm not entirely sure why, as he seemed to know everything that was going to happen up to this point. But then he spoke without looking at me.
"As a manager of a Waffle House, I'm granted special knowledge every morning. I'm told what will happen throughout my day. Not tomorrow, not next week, every morning I am only informed about the current day."
He turned back at me now, and continued. "I'm told how safe my restaurant will be, how safe my staff will be, and how safe my family will be. I don't know who tells me these things, no manager does. We just know it's always through a phone call, and it's always correct."
I caught my breath, not even realising it had sped up, and replied, "And your family isn't safe today?"
"They are not. And it sounds like no family is."
"What's causing it? What's going to happen?"
He looked a little scared, maybe sad. He had a way of hiding his emotions behind his cold, serious tone.
"I've told you everything I know. I also know that this is the end of this conversation, and that's the last question you ask me today. Goodbye."
He was right. I was speechless, and hardly moved a muscle as he walked back to the car, got in, and was driven off.
I contacted my friends and family and told them we had to go to Europe, right now. I explained everything I could, but they all thought I sounded insane. They mostly told me I wasn't thinking straight.
That's when the news interrupted all broadcasts. All planes were cancelled due to a large solar flare, the largest ever recorded, estimated to hit somewhere in Northern America later that day.
They urged the listeners not to panic, and that it was only precautionary.
But I knew better.
Sorry-Presentation-3 t1_ixq2qlw wrote
Bravo 👏. I loved it
ImpressiveVideo3823 OP t1_ixrii02 wrote
P E R F E C T I O N
A-purple-bird t1_ixqyt89 wrote
Damn
Mickey_thicky t1_ixrx32i wrote
Fucking phenomenal
jlg317 t1_ixsskzq wrote
I do wonder if other countries have a restaurant similar to the waffle house, you know, just to know.
NomNomNomNation t1_ixsst6v wrote
I'm actually from the UK and entirely winged this story using what I found on Wikipedia. I know nothing about them or what food they serve (I assume waffles)
I can confirm that we don't have anything similar over here
chey352 t1_ixsurx9 wrote
Look at the Waffle House index the government knows what’s going down based on the waffle.
Bezaid t1_ixsv3bs wrote
Mostly breakfast foods, but they have other offerings as well (burgers, melts, etc). The most basic of 24-hour Diners, with interior design/decor that looks like it hasn't been updated since the early '90s (at the latest). Absolutely nothing fancy, but you don't go to Waffle House for fancy; you don't go to Waffle House for anything other than basic, edible food.
They're pretty popular in the South, because they're always open, and they always have bacon, eggs, hash browns, and grits.
Waffle House will always have your back.
Dreamer_Rowan t1_ixtavyw wrote
I was going to say hi on your profile pic post when I saw it, but it’s locked. Hello from right here, where I decided to follow you because of this awesome story!
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