Submitted by Breadinator t3_ymzpvi in WritingPrompts
bigbysemotivefinger t1_iv8mlxq wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator
"And that's why we don't drop acid before watching Lord of the Rings, kids."
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