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UntakenNameFtw t1_iv9m0ds wrote

"Hey Phill, how's your cat?" As he walked me down the hall in cuffs.

"Eh you know, the usual. Obsessed with cream cheese and jumping into boxes."

"Did he like that box I sent you?" I asked curiously.

He laughed. "He loved it." We reached the end of the hall where another security check was put in place.

"Hey William! Hey Amy! You guys screwing yet?" Amy slapped me playfully on the shoulder.

"Will you shut up?!" Amy hissed red faced while William gave me a thumps up and a smirk from behind.

"Alright you know the drill, hands up." William said professionally. The villian went through the security check while having fun making them feel as awkward as possible. Ah, romance. it's so fun to tease. They were both red faced and dying of embarrassment by the time Bill the guardsman took over as they walked towards the maximum security cell.

"Hey Bill, did you sneak in that thing I asked of you?" I whispered sneakily.

Bill sighed, " I can't believe of all things to ask me to sneak in you asked for...that." he shivered.

"So?"

He winked at me, "Of course I snuck it in. Just remember, you owe me." He said cheekily.

"You my friend are a beautiful human being. Thank you." The Villain tried bumping fist with Bill only to be left hanging. The Villain kept his fist in the air waiting.

Bill gave him a disgusted look.

"I'm not fist bumping you, I don't want to come anywhere close to that hand of yours."

I laughed. "What? A man's got to do what a man's got to do. It gets lonely in the cell at night." We made it to my cell although it was more accurate to say it was a cell within a cell. The keys jingles as Bill opened the cell one lock at a time. We passed one more cell door before finally getting to the inner most part of the cell.

"Well this is it, how long you plan on staying this time?" Bill asked.

"Meh, haven't decided yet. When I get bored, I'll leave."

"Hmm." Bill nodded then turned around and made his way back out of the cell.

The villain flopped on his cozy bed. If a person saw him in this moment they would think that he looked as if he was not in prison at all but vacation instead.

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Crystal1501 OP t1_iv9mhx5 wrote

What was snuck in, a DILDO? XD

I love the casual friendships, and how the MC tried to embarrass the couple haha. Good story!

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