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Pallan1972 t1_iy6ymat wrote

PSHAW!!!! My first wife was mortal. We loved with a burning passion. She was a beauty beyond compare and in my eyes a heart so pure I could not bring myself to turn her, yet in her dotage she begged me and I relented. I watched as my immortal kiss returned my love the beauty of her youth and i was pleased.

Years and decades passed and I watched as my loves pure heart turned cold and I am still, millennia later, cleaning up after her. She loves having an Elder as cleaner. I, not so much!

So to you youngling, I would think again about the responsibility of turning your mortal wife. You might bite off more than you can chew!

ps. Don't chew, it's unseemly

Yours forever,

Vlad.

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lemoinem t1_iy7jb4w wrote

What's "PSHAW"?

I know YTA, NTA, NAH, and ESH, but that one escapes me...

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hast3110 t1_iy7qtfz wrote

PSHAW: an expression of contempt or impatience.
it is not an acronym, just a word fully capitalised

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SpicyTunaTom t1_iy86h2w wrote

What does any of those mean

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lemoinem t1_iy86n8x wrote

You're The Asshole

Not The Asshole

No Asshole Here

Everybody Sucks Here

Standard judgement calls on AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits, which the prompt emulates

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wripen t1_iy88ugz wrote

Oh! I always assumed ESH is Everybody Some Hole. Now that I think about it, it doesn't make sense.

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SpicyTunaTom t1_iy8pgcc wrote

Lmao are there more? I’m new to this I need to learn

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lemoinem t1_iy98ghx wrote

Not that I know of. Have a look at r/AmITheAsshole ;)

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