Submitted by Crystal1501 t3_z7abnp in WritingPrompts
Pallan1972 t1_iy6ymat wrote
PSHAW!!!! My first wife was mortal. We loved with a burning passion. She was a beauty beyond compare and in my eyes a heart so pure I could not bring myself to turn her, yet in her dotage she begged me and I relented. I watched as my immortal kiss returned my love the beauty of her youth and i was pleased.
Years and decades passed and I watched as my loves pure heart turned cold and I am still, millennia later, cleaning up after her. She loves having an Elder as cleaner. I, not so much!
So to you youngling, I would think again about the responsibility of turning your mortal wife. You might bite off more than you can chew!
ps. Don't chew, it's unseemly
Yours forever,
Vlad.
lemoinem t1_iy7jb4w wrote
What's "PSHAW"?
I know YTA, NTA, NAH, and ESH, but that one escapes me...
hast3110 t1_iy7qtfz wrote
PSHAW: an expression of contempt or impatience.
it is not an acronym, just a word fully capitalised
lemoinem t1_iy7qv7u wrote
And now, I feel dumb...
SpicyTunaTom t1_iy86h2w wrote
What does any of those mean
lemoinem t1_iy86n8x wrote
You're The Asshole
Not The Asshole
No Asshole Here
Everybody Sucks Here
Standard judgement calls on AITA (Am I The Asshole) subreddits, which the prompt emulates
wripen t1_iy88ugz wrote
Oh! I always assumed ESH is Everybody Some Hole. Now that I think about it, it doesn't make sense.
SpicyTunaTom t1_iy8pgcc wrote
Lmao are there more? I’m new to this I need to learn
lemoinem t1_iy98ghx wrote
Not that I know of. Have a look at r/AmITheAsshole ;)
danimadi33 t1_iy8piiv wrote
Philadelphia Sucks Hate All Women
lemoinem t1_iy98npr wrote
It's an old code, but it checks out...
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