Hulk happy to be here. Hulk jumped from New York City and boy is Hulk's legs tired. Hulk could sleep, but Hulk no want puny Banner in control! Banner is so puny... come on, you know this, don't make Hulk angry... Banner is so puny... a stiff breeze knocks Banner out cold. Banner is so weak, websites reject him as a password.
Hulk knows you're out there. Hulk hears you breathing. Hey, Hulk has super strong breath. Hulk bets you don't know that. You can set a burning oil well on Hulk's birthday cake and Hulk could blow it out. Super strong flex, huh?
Hey, you know what Hulk really hates? Hulk hates puny soldiers. Hulk hates puny soldiers with their puny guns! And their puny tanks! Hulk smash puny tanks! But you know what Hulk really like to smash? Hulk like smashing Natasha Romanoff. Whoa!
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termsofsurrender t1_iyfaj6l wrote
Hulk happy to be here. Hulk jumped from New York City and boy is Hulk's legs tired. Hulk could sleep, but Hulk no want puny Banner in control! Banner is so puny... come on, you know this, don't make Hulk angry... Banner is so puny... a stiff breeze knocks Banner out cold. Banner is so weak, websites reject him as a password.
Hulk knows you're out there. Hulk hears you breathing. Hey, Hulk has super strong breath. Hulk bets you don't know that. You can set a burning oil well on Hulk's birthday cake and Hulk could blow it out. Super strong flex, huh?
Hey, you know what Hulk really hates? Hulk hates puny soldiers. Hulk hates puny soldiers with their puny guns! And their puny tanks! Hulk smash puny tanks! But you know what Hulk really like to smash? Hulk like smashing Natasha Romanoff. Whoa!
Hulk go now. Tip wait staff and bartender!