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EvilNoobHacker t1_ixgdt62 wrote

Notes- Semester 2- 1/14/23- Magical Defense

  • "Defense is for pansies who think battle scars get bandaged by their mommies." - Dr. Luke Constantine from Fraudulan University
  • Offense = Best Defense?
    • Someone who is defending can't attack themselves.
    • Damage Over Time > Big Hits Over Short Period
    • Pain prevents casting spells
  • How to gain "the high ground"- Advantage
    • Counterspells
      • Low Level spells- Protection Magic
      • Low Level Physical attacks- DownB
    • Traps
      • Both the explosive and catboy kind work as distractions.
    • Cunning
      • Tricks like lying and [teleports behind you]
      • Romance if required.
  • What to do when on the advantage
    • Cause as much pain as possible.
      • Anything that may break their concentration is important.
    • Important spells to practice-
      • Worm/Parasite summoning
      • Flame Magic
      • Water Creation- Only use if you can target lungs.
      • Gun-
      • Torture Magic
      • Itching Magic
      • Gun, but Bigger
      • Electricity Magic- especially if your opponent has electrical nervous system
      • Soggy Pizza Magic.
    • Prevent Spellcasting-
      • Wand Removal Lessons
      • Force Feeding Soggy Pizza
      • Gun, But Massive(wrong section, rewrite later- fuck you Jeremy)
      • Anti-Magic Wards.
      • Gun
  • Conclusion
    • When in doubt, attack first.
      • Feel > Function
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