Submitted by Maximum_Pootis t3_z2mkzm in WritingPrompts
MrRedoot55 t1_ixitfod wrote
Reply to comment by rulethem in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Good job. I’m a little concerned about their plans of world domination, however.
…maybe it won’t involve much bloodshed?
rulethem t1_ixitwph wrote
I'm afraid they have a sentient shape-shifting worm in their squad.
Those are the worst kind of trouble.
MrRedoot55 t1_ixiv3t2 wrote
Maybe I shouldn’t ask why that is so dangerous.
rulethem t1_ixiwk2n wrote
They're small enough to fit in an ear and they're 99% evil and 1% wyrm-loving. You can draw your own conclusions from there.
>:)!
MrRedoot55 t1_ixiwojt wrote
Now I know what I’m about to do.
picks up flamethrower
Chemical39 t1_ixkoxaj wrote
Nooooo, start putting the little guys drying out on the concrete after a rain back in the grass, then when they come for us they will take care of you! (Thank me later!)
rulethem t1_ixlvmii wrote
I've heard on very sunny days if you use a magnifying glass you can speed up the worm-drying process! They will even dance a bit as you do it--and I've heard their dance moves are so good, you may see a plume of smoke!
I recommend this method for maximum worm-gratefulness and protection in the future.
Not financial advice
Chemical39 t1_ixo84up wrote
May the worm kingdom have mercy on your soul.
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