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MrRedoot55 t1_ixitfod wrote

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rulethem t1_ixitwph wrote

I'm afraid they have a sentient shape-shifting worm in their squad.

Those are the worst kind of trouble.

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MrRedoot55 t1_ixiv3t2 wrote

Maybe I shouldn’t ask why that is so dangerous.

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rulethem t1_ixiwk2n wrote

They're small enough to fit in an ear and they're 99% evil and 1% wyrm-loving. You can draw your own conclusions from there.

>:)!

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MrRedoot55 t1_ixiwojt wrote

Now I know what I’m about to do.

picks up flamethrower

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Chemical39 t1_ixkoxaj wrote

Nooooo, start putting the little guys drying out on the concrete after a rain back in the grass, then when they come for us they will take care of you! (Thank me later!)

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rulethem t1_ixlvmii wrote

I've heard on very sunny days if you use a magnifying glass you can speed up the worm-drying process! They will even dance a bit as you do it--and I've heard their dance moves are so good, you may see a plume of smoke!

I recommend this method for maximum worm-gratefulness and protection in the future.

Not financial advice

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Chemical39 t1_ixo84up wrote

May the worm kingdom have mercy on your soul.

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