Hi, I’m Chris. I’ve been on this show for awhile. I’m not gay.

So far, every time they’ve suspected me, I’ve had to kiss jared, shower with Brandon, and do body shots with Andy. But I’m not gay.

I’ve been pointing fingers at Shawn and Terrance throughout this week. Shawn just starts making out with Brandon— typical. They’ve had the hots for each other since day one— Terrance, however, gets pissed off and yells at me, calling me dirty name that for some reason tickle my lungs. But I’m not gay.

We’re in the last stretch of the show. I don’t relent on yelling at Terrance, saying he’s the straight one— what can I say? I need the cash— and he’s getting progressively more angry. And I can’t help, but look forward to him call me a dirty little wh**e. I get really warm thinking about it, probably because it feels like a threat to my masculinity and be angry gives me a rush.

Sometimes it feels like I don’t point him out for the cash. Like I want him to call me those names. But I’m not gay.

But in any case, tomorrow is the last day and it’s safe to say this was exciting. But I’m so totally not gay.

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The day is here.

“Alright, I first want to congratulate you all with a job well done, especially for our actor,” the host chimed in his shimmering, drag Queen glory.

“Now will our gay men go to the left side of the room,” he gestured. Two couples— Brandon and Shawn, Andy and Jared— walk, followed by Terrance. Everyone was dumbfounded. Some men go to the right. It leaves me standing there because I’m not gay… right?

Terrance huffed. He whisked me away behind a wall for what seemed to be privacy.

“God, you’re an idiot!” He berates. “Do you know why I get so mad when you ignore me? When I know everyone came on here straight, and you still can’t see the fvcking signs?” He continued. He wraps a hand around my neck, gently, caressing my Adam’s apple with his thumb. I crumble slightly. But I’m not gay.

“What, Terrance? You weren’t playing for money?” I angrily asked. “At first, we all were, but then the shower with Brandon, body shots with Andy, hell, don’t get me started on kissing Jared,” he chuckled sourly, tightening his grip till I whimper. But I’m not gay

“I thought you’d realize, but dammit Noah, I love you. I love your sweetness, and I fvcking love your arms, and you’re such a fvcking brat too, and I’d thought you’d have realized by now…” he fondly continued.

Holy fuck There’s no way that

“I’m gay”

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“Well, I have something to confess to you all” the host shouted, but I already knew. I was only focusing on the last thing that Terrance said after we shared a tender kiss. Something that made my ‘totally not gay’ act crumble completely. Because im such a homosexual

“You are so getting it once we get behind closed doors” 😏😏 enjoy heathens