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ImpressiveVideo3823 t1_iuabsix wrote

I hardly remember the day we actually made the goddess up. We were all certainly very drunk. The goddess we 'prayed to' was a toad with long beautiful locks of blonde hair. She had a FULLY neon orange dress on, which looked quite odd on a frog, and all of us created art of her, which were the centerpiece of our shrine to her, which we prayed in front of. Sometimes it showed her as an anthro frog, sometimes literally just a frog with hair and an ugly dress. we couldn't decide, but each looked equally funny. Her name was Toadette, which wasn't very original considering it came from mario, but was perfect for her. We also made commandments and laws to follow under her. Such as "Thou must not hurt creatures with pimples." And "One may not kill or harm frogs nor toads".

Now she was before us. She was a godly figure. You couldn't tell whether or not she was anthro, because she was all. What the hell!? I think

She speaks up as we gaze at her, dumbfounded. "Hello my loyal followers. Your wonderful prayers have birthed my existence. I am the goddess Toadette. I wish to turn this currently pitiful world into a great one. One where frogs and toads are widely respected, viewed as the holy creatures they truly are. Today is the first day of that. They are taking over your government as we speak." At that, she gestures to the window where we see anthropomorphic and normal toads and frogs, all hopping about with weapons.

She continues.

"I am a benevolent goddess, so I will give humans equal rights." She smiles. "That is, as long as they respect toad and frogkind. You all are the ones who have created me...and for that I will bestow upon you all immortality, as well as deeming you high toads, the highest rank in this new religion." We all still have no clue what happening, but go along with it considering the fact that we are all either high so this doesn't matter, or it's real and if we defy her she'll kill us.

She in fact did stay true to her word. Those who bent to the religion were welcomed into a new, better world. Those who didn't well...It's forbidden to speak of them. It became the number one world religion, as no others were allowed. The highest crime was the harming of frog or toad, for which the penalty was torture and execution. The entire friend group stuck together as the high toads, bowing to the whims of their goddess. A truly frog world.

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