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Golanm16 t1_itw5kfj wrote

Reply to comment by jamiez1207 in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm

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Fjorden t1_itwdmed wrote

I got you fam

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AMultitudeofPandas t1_itwijc1 wrote

I have no award for you, but I have this: 👌

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Fjorden t1_itwip2u wrote

You savage, I'm missing a couple of those

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NotAMeatPopsicle t1_itx20jh wrote

You'll need this to fit in it. 🤞

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Fjorden t1_itx4x85 wrote

Im missing my ring and middle, no need for the pointer!🤟

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NotAMeatPopsicle t1_iu133mh wrote

Must be a story behind that.

True story: my grandfather was a mechanic and sliced his thumb off. My father had to drive him to the hospital while my grandfather held his thumb in one hand.

There were two stretchers that night.

Once at the hospital, my dad passed out and broke his nose. They kept my dad for observation of concussion.

My grandfather had his thumb sewn back on and released him. My dad was out of the hospital last because of observation time and operated to fix his nose.

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Fjorden t1_iu13ri2 wrote

Hahaha your poor dad! My coworker had almost the same reaction when my fingers got caught in the log splitter!

The dummy freaked out, turned the machine off, and sprinted to the work truck to drive me to the hospital. What he seemed to have forgotten was that although my hand wasn't still in the splitter, my fingers were dangling in the glove tips underneath the blade. xD

I had to rip start the damn thing, move the blade up, then peel my fingers off the log. What a day!

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NotAMeatPopsicle t1_iu14ny8 wrote

LoL, I was recently taught how to use an old log splitter. The machine is probably from the 70s. Awesome retired CalFire trainer was very clear about not putting my fingers near the splitter... For that exact reason.

He also preferred to build callouses over wearing gloves.

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Fjorden t1_iu158fh wrote

Those are the scary ones haha. If the logsplitters on its side, you're losing fingers and hands, if its vertical, you're losing that plus toes. Scary machines.

I ran one for 'bout eighteen years, all it takes is one slip, and its life-changing. In my case, I slipped on some ice, caught myself on the log with my left hand and unfortunately, the down lever for the hydraulics with my right.

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NotAMeatPopsicle t1_iu17r9o wrote

The hydraulic control lever fell off at one point. I had to find the rod that held it in and it was still missing the pin that kept it from slipping out 😅

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