Many creatures exist on the small chunk of rock all of them unique in their own way but we’re all limited in our perspective. I, however, am not. It’s been a few years since the first extraterrestrial visit and let me tell you it was not pretty. A lot of people died from sheer incomprehensibility if the true form of our visitor from another system, their name was aldaboatha the large eye. Fun guy once you get to know him, he’s just looking for new civilisations to document and learn about a planet sized historian. However due to a lot of people limited minds they died and we had to evacuate the cities he was sitting above, but I stayed because I could see him. I talked with him and learned about so many new things a lot of which aren’t possible with our technology but it was still fascinating. Sadly they had to leave and continue their travels but I offered an open invitation to comeback whenever they want.

Clearly word got around that I could comprehend these creatures because soon enough another came this time xidorhax, a mess of metal and scrap with countless features to others, but to me they were just a big robot looking for directions and a pit stop so I hung out with them for a bit pointed them in the right direction and they were off again.

At this point world governments decided to appoint me space creature negotiator. A rushed title but a title nonetheless, so now it’s my job to communicate with them and give them what I can be that directions, a message from another creature, or just a nice chat about whatever. I have to go now another ones just entered the atmosphere,bye for now.