3:33, like clockwork. A portal appears and a demon walks out.

"Soy milk latte, please"

Same order, but it's a different demon this time. This one doesn't waste words. I start making coffee for it's master.

"What happened to Bulbofex?"

"It was disintegrated. I transport the beverage now."

It seems quite proud of its duty.

"Why was it disintegrated?"

"Dark Lord deemed its service inadequate."

"Inadequate? All it did was bring coffee."

"Inadequately. Last time it was late."

"Oh." Last night I asked Bulbofex to describe its master to me. It took a minute. I guess the coffee got cold.