You wonder what the heck this person is talking about. You look around and grab the phone. Using your high-school level hacking skills, you break into your date's phone. You go to their texts and see every message they got from this mystery person. It turns out your date is from another dimension, the KFC dimension. Their dimension always has great discounts and deals at their KFC restaurants. The person texting them was actually their friend telling them about a great deal going down. You then text the friend that you forgot where the portal is. Once you get the location in a text, you decide to activate your rocket seat to fly out of the restaurant to get to the portal. After all, the food at restaurant wasn't very good, and you love a good KFC meal.