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CandiBunnii t1_irq6s0q wrote on October 10, 2022 at 4:58 AM

Reply to comment by u35828 in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88

I'd think it could be similar to how breast milk loaded with pharmaceuticals may effect a baby... Not sure how close babies are to vampires though.

IndianaNetworkAdmin t1_irq7etk wrote on October 10, 2022 at 5:05 AM

One is a parasite that manipulates and feeds on humans and the other counts numbers on Sesame Street.

Lalapaya t1_irqdcw1 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 6:19 AM

I'm a mum and you literally made me lol. Thank you for this.

It's true though

ballrus_walsack t1_irr6z85 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:49 PM

/r/holup

Katiel_Silver t1_irq7quf wrote on October 10, 2022 at 5:09 AM

A little less bloodlust, but otherwise not that far off. Both hiss at the sun and bite you when you least expect it.