"Thank you for calling tech support, this is Jack, how may I help you?"

IT'S RUNNING SLOW.

"It's running slow... Your domain?"

THE UNIVERSE

"Ah I see. Have you tried rebooting it?"

RE....BOOT?

"Turning it off and back on again."

I WILL TRY. ONE MOMENT.

Jack feels a strange empty sensation

IT IS STILL SLOW

"Ok... One moment please."

Jack takes a moment to shake off the feeling of waking from a long, deep slumber

"I see your system has a lot of dark matter cluttering things up; data's corrupt. You might have some bad sectors on your storage media causing dark matter to accumulate. We can try restoring your system to the most recent backup. You'd lose some progress on the universe, but as long as it's not too recent then we shouldn't run into any problems. Would that be ok? Do you know when was the last time you backed up your system?"

IT DOES THAT AUTOMATICALLY. IT WILL BE FINE. GO AHEAD.

"Alright just give me a minute here and I'll have that restored for you."

VERY WELL.

"Is there anything else I can help you with?"

NO

"Ok your system is restoring... Now."

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"Thank you for calling tech support, this is Jack, how may I help you?"

IT'S RUNNING SLOW