ThiefCitron t1_jd3rifv wrote
Reply to comment by Tregonial in [WP] You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. It's a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well. by aRandomFox-II
Do Bastet, the ancient Egyptian cat goddess!
Tregonial t1_jd66ngf wrote
Andy: Greetings! Supernatural tech support service center. I'm Andy, how may I help you today?
Bastet: Mortal, it has come to my attention that my laptop keyboard is jammed so I am reaching out to you via mobile.
Andy: Would you be able to recount when your keyboard began experiencing issues?
Bastet: My keyboard exhibited dire problems shortly after I started remotely working from home. I can say with much confidence I never had this issue when I had to travel to Bubastis to work.
Andy: I see. Bastet, would you be able to describe the differences between your work environment and your home environment? It could be an environmental issue that has caused your keyboard to jam.
Bastet: I believe the biggest difference is spending time with my numerous children and kittens.
Andy: I think one possible cause is that cat fur and dander have been stuck between your keyboard keys. I propose you pop them off and thoroughly clean them. And try not to let your kittens lounge and roam around your laptop again.
Bastet: Are you blaming my children for what is clearly a technical issue? It is in their nature for cats to lounge on keyboards, once in a while, I do lounge on Sekhmet's console for fun. I think it's the warmth generated, it tickles the belly.
Andy: No, no my lady. It's just probable cause. Please pop off your keyboard keys and clean them. This should resolve your issue. Please set a schedule to clean your keyboard regularly and you shouldn't have any issues moving forward. You may wish to purchase a keyboard dust cleaner or alcohol wipe to do so.
Bastet: Very well. I shall reserve my judgment. I will attempt your proposed solution.
--Issue resolved--
Customer Service Review:
"A little displeased this mortal dared push forth the narrative that cats lounging on keyboards is a terrible thing that can cause technical issues, but his proposed solution is impeccable. Never had any keyboard issues after setting up scheduled cleaning."
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