"Annnd- now!"
"I told you, us, on the bench. Nothing more than that."
"wait, wait i can sense some cool action scene, just give it a minute...and...now!"
"nothing has happened, accept the bench."
"i dont want to! Something will happen, you'll- break into tears and confess some cool power of yours! or that you- work for the government!"
"Or ill sit here, with you, on this bench."
"or maybe you'll stand!"
"i will not be standing.."
-a few hours later-
"Ok..Ok... so- nothing happens?"
"Nothing happens."
-the two slowly look toward your own screen.-
"Make something happen reader... i cant live on a bench in a short story forever, can i?"