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YoureInHereWithMe t1_jdkfgpp wrote

“Wednesday are never great for table tennis,” the man said, voice low and rough.

She blinked. Glanced his way. “Sorry?”

He kept his gaze ahead, as if he hadn’t said a thing. His hair was greying, tucked under a flat cap that didn’t quite suit him. He wore dark rimmed glasses that sat too low on the curved bridge of his nose.

“Wednesdays are never great for table tennis,” he repeated.

Perplexed, she quickly surveyed their surroundings to check he wasn’t talking to anybody else. Aside from a lone dog walker in the distance, though, there was nobody in the vicinity.

“…it’s Friday.”

He did look at her then, a deep line appearing between his brows, his mouth flattening tightly.

Perhaps he was confused, she thought. Unwell.

She cleared her throat, turned to face him slightly. Their knees knocked and he glanced down, but still he remained quiet. Gently, she said, “It’s Friday the eighth of June.”

“Yes,” he said, pointedly. “Friday, eighth of June, forty nine minutes past eleven. On the ninth bench of the east-west path through Melody Park”

Tilting her wrist up she could see that he was right about the time. A quick glance to their left told her he was correct about the number of benches, too. “Right,” she said.

He stared still, one eyebrow eventually arching expectantly. “And Wednesdays…are never great…for table tennis.”

She lifted both hands, palm up, nothing to offer except for a barely perceptible shake of her head.

His shoulders slumped. “Just give me the bag.”

Instinctively her grip tightening on her satchel. It had been fairly expensive a few years ago, one of very few luxuries she’d ever afforded herself, and even though it was a little tired and a little worn now, she loved it.

He reached out an impatient hand and gave the bag a little tug. “We don’t have time for this, give it.”

She clutched it tighter still. “Wh…? No.”

For a second he bared his teeth like a gorilla.

“These one-off hires, I swear to god,” he muttered, shaking his head as he reached into his jacket. “How old are you, twenty one? Christ. Retention issues, they say. The economy’s tough even for us, blah blah blah.”

She heard the noise before she saw it. A sound she only knew from movies. A muffled click. And there it was, a long black gun, aimed right into her side.

She felt her heart rate spike, a sudden dizziness coming over her.

He was as casual as ever. “Meanwhile here I am, wasting my time because you can’t remember the code phrases. No, not as young as twenty one. I can tell by your frown lines.”

He huffed, nudged the tip of the silencer into her lower rib.

“Anyway,” he said. “Bag. Now.”

He nudged again for good measure.

Her clammy fingers loosened, seemingly one by one, until he was able to wrangle the bag from her grip.

“Thank you,” he said, the words steeped in sarcasm.

Then he was up and gone, setting off to the right past the duck pond with her bag tucked tightly to his side, a handful of geese waddling furiously out of his path.

She watched him go, his steps seeming to match the quickened pulse that thundered in her ears.

The sudden vibration of her phone in her back pocket made her shriek. Nearby pigeons scattered into the air, but the man didn’t turn back.

Dad calling, her phone read.

She took a moment before answering.

“Hi,” she breathed, tongue clumsy and dry.

The response came fast and clearly worried. Her dad had been so apprehensive about her moving to the city.

“No, I’m- I’m okay…I just…” She sighed.

She didn’t take her eyes off the retreating figure.

“I think a spy just accidentally stole my lunch.”

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Mitschu t1_jdlmf3u wrote

[Sorry, had the irresistible urge to continue this.]

He hung up the phone finally, sighing in exasperation. That silly girl didn't want to go to the police. She wasn't hurt, nothing of particular value taken, no names, nothing to go on. To top it all off, she thought that some random confused spy had just bombed a top secret mission exclusively to get access to her lunch.

He hummed to himself, rocking back and forth in his chair while he thought. If only he was still on speaking terms with her estranged uncle, Louie. He lived in the city, and was the only family he could count on to look over her while she settled in. But... there was the wedding incident. He struggled, but finally, he made up his mind and placed the call with only a quick grimace.

"Thank you for calling, how may I direct your call?"

"I wanted to reserve my usual table, under the name Hank McGuire?"

There was a pause. "Sir, this is Senior Getaway Adult Care. You were probably trying to reach Don's Athletics. 8898, not 8889."

He grimaced. "Sorry about that. Must be nerves, my team's in the league and about to go to the finals, you've probably heard of us? Big Lou's Paddlers?"

The woman on the other side issued a friendly tsk. "Of course I have. And this happens a lot. Would you like me to hang up so you can redial?"

"Yes, thank you. Geez, that was an amateur mistake. This is why I always say: Wednesdays are never great for table tennis."

He heard a pause, then a hum and a buzz. The woman's voice chirped up again, still polite and bubblingly cheerful, although slightly muffled by the white noise of static. "But you know: you can still win if you scrimmage until Thursday."

"Or show up early and beat them on a Tuesday." He chuckled agreeably. There was a loud, crisp click, and another voice came on the line.

"Hey, Hank. You know I don't do family discounts, so you prepared to pay this time, or just wanting some chit-chat? Either way, make it quick, this ain't a good time, my boys are coming in hot right now. Some A+1 shit, you know what that means."

Hank began to explain about his daughter, and how she had moved to the city recently. Lou listened, growing more exasperated as he realized what the call was about.

"And you want me to play babysitter? What part of 'no family deals' didn't you comprende?" The voice faded as Lou leaned away from the phone. "Tell him to come right in, I'm done with this call. No shit bring the documents with him, did he think I liked his fashion sense and wanted pointers?"

His voice rose again. "Yeah, Hank. You want a bodyguard, you got the wrong guys. I'm gonna hang up now, business to do. Good hearing from you, bro, don't call again." A pause. "Well? Show me the goods."

"Lou. Be reasonable. You know you still owe me for --"

"YOU BROUGHT ME A GODDAMN TURKEY SANDWICH?!" Lou bellowed suddenly.

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