"Who are you?"

"Who is anyone?"

"Are you dodging the question?"

"Who says I'm dodging the question?"

"Are you trying to annoy me?"

"What am I doing wrong?"

"By acting like everything is a question?"

"That sounded like a statement, or was it?"

"It was wavered at the end because I'm starting to question myself, what is going on?"

"Are you upset?"

"I'm confused, why won't you go away?"

"I just want to help you, don't you want to be helped?"

"Everyone wants to be helped, what are you doing to help me with."

"I'm don't know, why was I here again?"