“Hey, do you know where Maya went?”

“Why do you want to know?”

“Is why I want to know important?”

“Didn’t you hear what she said before she left?”

“She said something before leaving?”

“Are you deaf?

“Are you a dick?”

“Why does me calling you deaf make me a dick?”

“Do you know where she went or not?”

“So you weren’t listening when she left then?”

“We’re you listening when she left?”

“No what did she say?”

“You weren’t listening to what she said when she left?”

“No!”

“Omg where’d she go!”

“Calm down I went to the bathroom, god you guys are dense as rocks…”