"Do you want to go out for some drinks?"

"Is Harry Potter the chosen one!?"

"I dunno, yes?"

"What do you mean you don't know? You told me when we first met that you are a Harry Potter nerd, remember?"

"Well about that...I just wanted to impress you at the time, but we've been together for a year now, does that really matter?"

"Why would you lie to me?"

"Why are you avoiding the question?"

"How did you know all that Harry Potter stuff then?"

"I made a reddit post asking, ok?"

"Did that really work?"

"Uh no, I've just winging it since then, sorry? Are you going to break up with me because of this?"

"Of course not-- wait are trying to make me break up with you? Do you want to break up with me?"

"What? No, I wanted to ask * gets down on one knee * Will you marry me?"

"Are you serious?"

"I only have 30 days to return the ring so will you marry me?"

"Is Harry the chosen one!?"

"You realize I still don't know the answer, right?"

"Seriously? Can you just put the ring on my finger!?"

• stands back up * "Can you wait just another minute? Tommy put a lot effort into the surprise party at the bar, could you at least act surprised?"

"Oh, wouldn't it just break his little heart if all his work went to waste?"

"Do you know you're the best?"

"Hermione to your Ron?"

"Sure?"