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IML_42 t1_jcgmi2w wrote

Nelson: “Where should we go?”

Aaron: “Florida?”

N: “Why Florida?”

A: “Why not?”

N: “What do you mean why not?”

A: “I mean, why not?”

N: “Don’t you know?”

A: “Know what?”

N: “Don’t you know about Florida Man?”

A: “He’s real?”

N: “Why wouldn’t he be?”

A: “Isn’t he a myth?”

N: “Isn’t he in the newspapers?”

A: “And you believe the newspapers?”

N: “You don’t?”

A: “Why would I?”

N: “What do you mean?”

A: “How can I trust those liars in the newspapers?”

N: “Wait, what is happening?”

A: “What do you mean?”

N: “Are you…are you Florida Man?”

A: “Why? Who’s asking? Is it the government? Are you FBI? Don’t you have to tell me if you’re a fed?”

N: “Why do I bother anymore?”

A: “Why be like that? Can’t we just get along?”

N: “Where do we go from here?”

A: “….bath salts?”

N: “Do you even have to ask?”

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