As the first of us burns and vanishes, the rest of us look in awe. Suddenly one of us steps forward.

"Ha! Look at this loser"

He walks through the doorway. And starts burning and screaming. The second of us have fallen, then another walks up.

"Ha! Look at that loser"

And the third one walks through and begins to burn. We watch in awe of the third one to fall. Then a 4th has come up

"Hehe, look at this loser"

As he walks out, he falls to the ground and burns into crisp, then a 5th one steps up.

"Wow, what a loser"

The 5th one steps out and ends up on the ground, just like the others.

Then a different me comes up behind me and whispers in my ear.

"You know, only a loser would burn like that. Are you a loser?"

And then I step up saying "Ha, look at that loser"