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DragonsaAreBadass t1_jcy9ql3 wrote

Abby: "Is this meant to be some sort of prank? Why did you all suddenly dress like Jessica? And who is the real one?"

Jessica1: "I don't know what happened Abby, before I lost my consciousness, my necklace was vibrating and suddenly there were four more of me!"

Jessica2: "Exactly, but this one is a clone, it seems to have gotten the same memories like me, just differing during the 'blackout'."

Jessica3: "Why are you pretending that you are the real one? The real Jessica was definitely sitting at the right side of the couch, so I'm the original, right Abby?"

Jessica4: "No, I was sitting on the left side of the couch all the time! Let's call the police Abby, I'm uncomfortable, they will somehow manage this and get rid of my clones."

Abby: "Wait, so you're telling me, you all are Jessica?"

Jessica2: "Well, at least I am."

Jessica3: "Stop lying!"

Jessica4: *crying*

Abby: "You there, sitting in the middle of the couch, tell me, who is the secret crush of Jessica?"

Jessica5: "I told you Abby, I don't love Felix, I just think, he has great eyes!"

Abby: "Well it doesn't matter who the original one is, if even your memories are the same."

Jessica4: "Yes, let's just call the police and let them handle it. Please!"

Abby: "I think calling the police would not be a great idea, seeing as we don't know how they would handle this, in the worst case, they would kill four of you."

Jessica5: "No, the worst case would be that they retrieve the necklace for themselves and use it to generate an infinite amount of resources, seeing as my clothes just got duplicated."

Jessica1: "So you mean they could give someone wearing clothes made out of rare materials this necklace and kill off four of them?"

Jessica2: "Seeing as even the necklace duplicates, they could do this with thousands of clones and the public wouldn't even notice."

Jessica3: "How about we destroy all our necklaces and then go to the police together?"

Jessica4: "That sounds good, let's take off our necklaces!"

Jessica2: "So how do we destroy them?"

Jessica1: "Let's just rip it apart."

Jessica4: "What if some people repair it? I think we should try to break it into as many small pieces as possible."

Abby: "We could try to shatter the gemstone in the middle with the sledgehammer your dad always keeps in his garage."

The Jessica's proceed to shatter each gemstone with the big sledgehammer. Jessica's dog, completely bewildered by the sight of five mistresses starts barking. When she turns back to the Jessica's, there was no trace left of neither the necklace nor the clones.

Abby: "I'm so glad, everything solved itself! I really like you but five of you would really give me a headache!"

Jessica: "Sigh, whom are you telling that."

Abby: "Soo - which one of them was the real you?"

Jessica: "All of them."

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