NextEstablishment856 t1_jeczmyr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:45 AM

"Tell me, Mr. Laufesen, what do you know about... April First? I think it's going to be a perfect fit."

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegol5h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

pffft XD

archpawn t1_jedrah6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:50 AM

"Well, I know this horse breeder..."

"No."

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegokb8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Noice XD

saturn128 t1_jedtudx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 AM

“You’re a wordsmith and god of lies? Have you considered politics?”

Artanthos t1_jefcv3y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:34 PM

He would be President in 10 years.

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegop5e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

10 years? Please, that's not giving him enough credit. I say 6 years, just enough to convince people to change the law about the president needing to be a natural-born citizen, and then run.

B3C4U5E_ t1_jed825m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:00 AM

Drag Queen?

Struana t1_jedsm53 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:09 AM

His own show in Vegas.

RandomGuyPii t1_jed8sjq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:07 AM

Heh, I smell a Dresden Files reference

TimeSpy415 t1_jedqbtj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:36 AM

Came here for just this comment

mismanaged t1_jeej4f2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:12 PM

God of Prank YouTubers

He was the first to say "it's just a prank bro".

euxneks t1_jefzj9x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:02 PM

Honestly I think the best job for Loki would be a movie star.

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegorje wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Why movie star?

euxneks t1_jegqbgc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:04 PM

As I understand it, Loki is a trickster, he thrives on the "tricks" he plays on others, and regularly takes forms of other creatures/people. He thrives on being able to convince others of a truth that isn't real, and I think he probably also enjoys the attention he gets from it, regardless of the repercussions. It seems like entertainment is a great way to accomplish all that with flair.

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegw5nv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM

Fair. the logic train is a tiny bit stretching it, but it does still make sense. Ok you sold me XD

[WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby.

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