SomeWeirdoOnTheNet t1_jdh18yd wrote
Gandalf, grading papers: "You shall not pass, you shall not pass...
raises an eyebrow
"you definitely shall not pass."
Gets to Fred and George Weasley's paper and chuckles
"I must try that with my fireworks"
Meanwhile, in the Shire
Dumbledore: "Take my arm Frodo. Hold tight."
aparates to Mount Doom with the hobbit
Frodo: "I think I may throw up."
Dumbledore: "You'll be fine, Frodo. Now, be a good lad and toss the horcrux into the lava."
Frodo, dropping the One Ring over the edge: "That was easier than I though."
Dumbledore: "Hmmm, better safe than sorry."
pushes Frodo into the lava too
Darth_Quietus t1_jdh5mdb wrote
My fav so far. I actually lol'ed
GroovinChip t1_jdhezcu wrote
Same 😆
Luk164 t1_jdjj1uv wrote
Count me in
B133d_4_u t1_jdjpaf4 wrote
And my axe!
Anxious-Ingenuity183 t1_jdm0r66 wrote
And my bow!
Mautos t1_jdhawkv wrote
That was my first thought too. 9 hours of movies would just not exist if they could teleport like that.
Thrilling1031 t1_jdhxks1 wrote
9 hours? You only have the one film?
Maggilagorilla t1_jdkoe2e wrote
Sounds like they're watching the theatrical cut.
W1ngedSentinel t1_jdhh1c6 wrote
Don’t they have to go somewhere first before they can teleport there? I’m not a Harry Potter fan but I’ve heard that’s how their teleportation spells work.
TheHumanPickleRick t1_jdia2zy wrote
Dumbledore is basically the Obi-Wan Kenobi of Harry Potter, he could probably apparate to Mount Doom based upon a sufficient enough description from Elrond.
#POP
they appear over the lava, Dumbledore lets go
#POP
Dumbledore appears back in Rivendell
"It's done."
"Where's Fro-"
"OBLIVIATE!"
"Thanks for destroying the Ring! Ten points to Dumbledore!"
salimeero t1_jdig5e2 wrote
You're not thinking back far enough.
"Oh no! Some dark lord named Sauron is amassing a lot of orcs and dark magic!"
#POP
clears throat ...whispers... Avada Kadavra.
#POP
"Not anymore."
SpoiledAzura t1_jdilaif wrote
Huh, would the ring count as a horcrux?
NextEstablishment856 t1_jdizquh wrote
It's pretty well the same thing with extra steps. Sauron poured all his hate and malice into it, and it kept him from being fully destroyed. Terms and process are a bit different, but the result is the same.
Nevadajack87 t1_jdjkb8n wrote
If he poured all his hate and malice into it wouldn’t he be absent those emotions? Without the ring maybe he’s a good dude?
NextEstablishment856 t1_jdjmgka wrote
Maybe when Isildur chopped off his hand, he was like, "Whoa, thanks man! I was really having a bad—" but then he got stabbed, so all that was left was what was saved with the ring. The ring was originally supposed to be, like, really good therapy.
TheBigOrange27 t1_jdim3is wrote
I feel like it's pretty similar, though seemed more likely to create new dark lords from corruption rather than resurrect Sauron.
Burnsidhe t1_jdivyv1 wrote
It is in fact a horcrux in HP terms. Sauron died, all that was left behind was the One Ring, which was forged with a piece of Sauron's essence. Because his spirit was anchored to the One Ring, Sauron was able to slowly reconstitute himself over centuries until re-emerging in Mirkwood, then being driven out of Mirkwood and returning to Mordor.
WillCuddle4Food t1_jdip8e3 wrote
Happy cake day!
jointheclockwork t1_jdl9tnb wrote
It's all in the same vein of a magical knick knack that keeps the bad guy alive like a lich's phylactery or Koschei the Deathless's needle.
jaorocha t1_jdjrbg6 wrote
The thing is "magic" in The lord of the rings universe is really limited, and finite. Sauron, gandalf and saruman were higher life forms(maiar) and couldnt do things at will.
Saruman was completetely powerless by the end of the return of the king because he spent all his "magic".
As soon as the "new gandalf" have Access tô unlimited magic you either have sauron and saruman being granted the same prínciple, or the story becomes completely Dull because there wouldnt be a conflict.
UndeadPhysco t1_jdke3wp wrote
> Saruman was completetely powerless by the end of the return of the king because he spent all his "magic".
I thought Saruman was powerless because upon his return Gandalf essentially "outranked" Saruman and subsequently stripped Saruman of his status and power?
jaorocha t1_jdkmwrg wrote
Gandalf out ranking and breaking his staff is more of a narrative tool tô help us understand his "upgrade" after being reincarnated on a stronger body.
Saruman, much like sauron and morgoth, put his essence into The things he created. Most notable The uruk-hai, but also his own version of a ring of power. They couldnt tap into a infinite power source like most magic users usually do.
As an example: morgoth, as melkor, was The strongest Vala - valar were "gods" that ruled under eru, The all powerful God of middle earth. Melkor was constantly jealous of Eru creations and ever since The beggining he tried doing his own. His power wasnt enough tô create things per se, so he corrupted,reshaped. This made him weaker as The time went by, because his essence was embbed into his work..
mrzinke t1_jdl44do wrote
Gandalf's magic (and all the other magic users) is different in LotR than other worlds. They actually create new laws of reality/reshape reality with their statements, because they tap into a tiny portion of Eru Iluvatar's power of creation. They can't create whole worlds/continents like Eru could, but they can shape reality still.
When Gandalf tells the Balrog 'You shall not pass', he's making it a fundamental truth that the Balrog will not pass that spot on the bridge. Now, the Balrog has a similar level of power and could find workarounds, but it would not involve just passing where Gandalf stood.
In this context, this is what he says to Sarumen in the books:
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no color now, and I cast you from your order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.'
He doesn't cast a spell, he speaks and it becomes true. He just says his staff is broken, and it breaks. He says Saruman has no color (power) and he no longer does, because, yes.. he totally outranks Saruman now because he just cast Saruman out of the Wizards completely.
And this is the LIMITED amount of their power they are allowed to use on Middle-Earth.
CremasterReflex t1_jdkpsmd wrote
Well I’m not very confident that take is supported by the silmarillion….
Mautos t1_jdhhfcf wrote
I haven't read the books in a looong time, but iirc, they do actually need to know what the area they want to teleport to looks like. So I guess some kind of picture or maybe vision could be enough.
GodKingChrist t1_jdhkqrp wrote
Sieze the palantir
Roguespiffy t1_jdia4u4 wrote
Seize the means of Uruk production!
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdiar1a wrote
Someone has not read Hogwarts: A History! You cannot apparate and disapparate anywhere on Hogwarts school property.
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdiby0m wrote
Wait, hold up, so Mount Doom is on school grounds?
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdic5dp wrote
Might as well be, ask JK Rowling and she'll tell you that was always the intent of the book
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdico60 wrote
"... And over theres the womping willow"
"What about the mountain professor?"
"Oh that? Thats Mount Doom, we have a class there where you learn to make enchanted rings, Slazar Slytherinf was the one who came up with the idea"
"Whys it called Doom professor?"
"Its an active volcano my boy!"
"In scotl-"
"In scotland yes. Dont think about it, its magic"
Mautos t1_jdict68 wrote
Lmao what about it? It's not even in the same world
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdid4fi wrote
I was just being a smart ass
Mautos t1_jdie3ea wrote
No worries, deep down, we're all smart asses
Maleficent_Tree_94 t1_jdil5f7 wrote
Not all of us. Some of us are just normal asses.
yax51 OP t1_jdjuspi wrote
Some of us are neither, but we do have a great ass
NirriC t1_jdkaiws wrote
Nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle🤤
SomeWeirdoOnTheNet t1_jdjfih2 wrote
My ass went to school so it's pretty smart.
DishOutTheFish t1_jdjirei wrote
Imma dumbass :3
mafio42 t1_jdj8qrc wrote
At least some part of me is smart.
DistressedApple t1_jdjp294 wrote
It wasn’t a very good attempt lol
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_jdjq9ss wrote
Worse things have happened.
Hellolaoshi t1_jdkdb48 wrote
Yes, perhaps. However, the land of Mordor in general and Mt. Doom in particular, was not exactly easy to access. I don't even remember if Gandalf had been there before in person. It was very hard to get to Mordor by yourself. Frodo had to meet Shelob first, and pass through her web. I mean, you wouldn't exactly go there to have a picnic on a Saturday afternoon. It wasn't a holiday destination. You wouldn't be able to sit there in the sunshine, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and drinking your martini surrounded by beautiful women. Female orcs would be available instead.
I am not saying it would be impossible to teleport there. But it would be a lot harder than going to ghe Shire, or Rohan.
Mautos t1_jdmirqd wrote
Okay, just one more thing I was thinking of. I might be wrong, but didn't Frodo have some kind of vision of the tower of something after putting on the ring?
If so, for Dumbledore there's a decently easy way to see others memories. If not, ignore what I just said lmao
Hellolaoshi t1_jdq4gvr wrote
Maybe. But I remember that he was able to see the Ring Wraiths' true shape when he wore the ring.
DragonLordAcar t1_jdi5652 wrote
Enchanted items have set destinations but teleporting just requires a clear picture but is still risky if you have never been there because you never really know a place unless you have been there. There is also the risk of leaving body parts behind if you are untrained which is why there was so much supervision teaching it and why several other methods are so widely used even by people who can teleport.
KCCCellist t1_jdkdlbx wrote
No you can freely teleport in Harry Potter. However there are enchantments to ban teleportation in some areas, including hogwarts, so you would have to leave the grounds in order to teleport.
mazurzapt t1_jdi43rc wrote
You have to admit ‘Shadowfax’ was fast though.
Troll-Tollbooth t1_jdifg33 wrote
Showed us the meaning of haste.
Aozora404 t1_jdko0ln wrote
And the meaning of shadow.
Did you know that the outer part of a shadow is called the penumbra?
NextEstablishment856 t1_jdizc9j wrote
Or maybe he had the only good dictionary
CremasterReflex t1_jdkrts7 wrote
Faster than a Firebolt?
mazurzapt t1_jdl3z8r wrote
Maybe!
InformationHorder t1_jdhdnfg wrote
Gandalf Grades Ron's paper: Fool of a Weasley!
jvin248 t1_jdirhwu wrote
Yes! That was the same idea spark I had:
"None of you kids are passing! I would not let a Balrog pass, and so what makes you think any of you shall pass?"
"And what is it with all these micro-staffs? You cannot wallop an orc with a wand. Get a big stick like this, learn to swing it around, you fools!"
Meanwhile
"You elves don't have a Sorting Hat? How exactly are we to choose who will be on this Fellowship journey?"
"And shouldn't these Hobbits still be in school?"
TheFinalStorm t1_jdkoxuk wrote
He'd probably think they're house elfs and try to make them clean up.
DanganJ t1_jdicq9a wrote
Dumbledore has not had good luck with magic rings, and he's not nearly so noble as Gandalf. I doubt being anywhere close to that ring would result in anything other than a new teleporting instant death cursing dark lord that rides a broom around at night.
Some rando: "It's the witch!"
Dumbledork: "Don't assume my gender!"
A now groaning rando: "No, he wields the corrupting power of the The One Joke!"
emasterbuild t1_jdidmbq wrote
meh, he's pretty anti dark magic though, at least by the end of his life.
DanganJ t1_jdidwbu wrote
I just don't expect he'd be able to resist as well as a hobbit. That ring thing is tempting after all. Look at how shiny it is.
CremasterReflex t1_jdkr8j9 wrote
We have to consider whether or not we believe him when he says his vision in the mirror of erised is a warm pair of socks.
General-Art-7153 t1_jdl8dzz wrote
He will create the most comfortable socks known to mortals in Middle Earth and from his throne of comfy throw pillows he will cast it all into darkness... except for those who ally themselves with Gryffindor. They get 50 points.
LeftDave t1_jdkgvw2 wrote
It's important to remember he was Dark in his younger days, #2 to his generation's Voldemort. His sister getting killed by a killing curse he cast was what 'redeemed' him. And even then, he still wanted the Deathly Hollows until he met Harry and he raised Harry to be a magical suicide bomber.
He'd totally fall to the Ring's temptation.
RoadtripReaderDesert t1_jdiahuv wrote
Okay yes! See I'd watch this version, extended, directors cut...everything.
Hellolaoshi t1_jdk88h6 wrote
That makes perfect sense. If required to replace Gandalf, Prof. Dumbledore would indeed think of the One Ring as a horcrux.
zernoc56 t1_jdkcdb5 wrote
Except that doubt that he’d be able to resist its corrupting influence, he is but a Man, who above all else desire power.
CremasterReflex t1_jdkrilo wrote
Well, if you believe him in book 1, Dumbledore desires socks above all else.
sisisisi1997 t1_jdkiw3b wrote
But we also need to consider that Dumbledore would need to resist the ring for like 12 seconds before he tossed it in lava.
FireweedPheonix t1_jdjki7c wrote
He totally would. He has no qualms with sacrificing people for his greater good.
NirriC t1_jdk9ori wrote
This. This is the perfect one. Everyone (including me from before) thinks Dumbledore is a saint. I hold that he is an even worse monster than Voldie. That's why Voldie fears him. He's just too bored to do anything noticeable. But he has the mind and power to do horrific things.
Change_is_a_verb t1_jdjgf4l wrote
Love it! Frodo is a horcrux... 🤷♀️
thewinterwells t1_jdi40qx wrote
This is amazing ha!
gatemansgc t1_jdk1lar wrote
The end got me XD
JustNick4 t1_jdjh3bu wrote
Reading this on a public toilet trying to hold back laughter! Good one!
letsberealalistc t1_jdkcqti wrote
Awesome
gronstalker12 t1_jdldild wrote
I fucking HOWLED at this, if I could I’d gild you
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