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razzec_phone t1_jby6tfb wrote

Reply to comment by treesleavedents in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox

See I was thinking the same thing but with vomiting instead of just farting. Like it causes a huge issue because it became unsealed and leaked acid everywhere. He then has to show them how to clean it up.

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treesleavedents t1_jbynht6 wrote

Cue human household cleaners being seen as bioweapons lol

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TeddyR3X t1_jbyxkg0 wrote

I mean yeah, human household cleaners can be combined to make mustard chlorine gas

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Fallacy_Spotted t1_jbzpl1h wrote

Bleach and ammonia make chlorine gas. Mustard gas is different but the point still stands. Chlorine gas is nasty too.

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TeddyR3X t1_jbzr2we wrote

Shit you're right 🤦‍♂️ whoops.

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finallyinfinite t1_jc0kwhq wrote

Oh, that’s a scrub daddy, real nice, now she’s just pouring in some- B̶͙̈́Į̴̥̄̋T̶͖͠C̷͖̏͛Ḩ̷͇̮̎,̷̰̀͌͠ ̵̲̎͗Ȳ̷̹̈́O̴͍͔̗͊Ụ̴̰̹̈̎̾ ̶̲͓͋͗̕M̵͉̋̆͝ͅA̶̰̞̔̿D̷̢̩̦͒̌͠E̶̡͛̃͠ ̴͖̤͆̐M̷̻̰̤̿͂U̵̞̟̞̽̉̈́S̶͙͐T̶̠̣̄A̴̪͆R̸̰͉̠͗D̸̮͉͔͛ ̵̘̾̄̒Ģ̶͍̘̾A̵̛͕̐́S̶̢̙̓̇S̸̢̨̺̾S̶͍̣̟͠S̷̺͐

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merc08 t1_jc00bwr wrote

Can they do mustard gas too? I knew about chlorine.

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Winjin t1_jc0wn2s wrote

As the Backyard Scientist proved, the household items are enough to build homemade rocket fuel

And sadly as Beirut demonstrated, regular fertilizer is enough to make explosives

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TeddyR3X t1_jc0f5w3 wrote

That I don't know, I had gotten them mixed up when I made my comment originally

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