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jagdpanzer45 t1_j9pyi4z wrote

Reply to comment by Zagreus7777 in [WP] As it turns out, this dragon had never killed anyone before, nor did it plan to, it was frightened and acted in self-defence. Now the party will have to figure out what to do with the hyperventilating beast while the cleric revives the murderhobo fighter by Zagreus7777

Bard: I rolled a 20 to seduce the dragon.

DM: Good, now roll a con save.

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Zagreus7777 OP t1_j9q2wqm wrote

As a DM myself; Yes

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MarsupialMisanthrope t1_j9qlcm8 wrote

It’s a male dragon. He’s a top. Better ask the wizard for a polymorph.

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Zagreus7777 OP t1_j9qqnkv wrote

Nah, just have 'em roll a life saving throw every few turns lmao

And add a permanent -2 do dex throws

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Starwatcher4116 t1_j9rjp4y wrote

This is why one of my bards is happily married, and the other is far too insane to even consider this.

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BadDragonBottom t1_j9twzl7 wrote

According to this research site N!S!F!W! that bard could be in for a really good time. So long (ahem) as he doesn't mind a good stretching, some of those dragons are kind of big.

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prisp t1_j9whqtv wrote

And here I thought it was going to be either this (marked NSFW primarily for implications) or that S(?)lay the dragon comic that I can't find right now.

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