I think this copypasta is supposed to be a scathing satire of weebs with a shallow and stereotypical view of Japanese culture, but far from finding it offensive or cringe, as an American, I would love it if Rawhide Kobayashi was both a real person and my next-door neighbor. Let's go rope some steers and then have a friendly branding-iron duel, you magnificent beeawoo bastard!