Lockpickinglawyer: Hello guys this is the lock picking lawyer and today i have quite the video for you guys, you see after i died god deemed me a ungreatefull sinner for showing people who watch my videos how to steal a plethora of items from innocent civilians qnd break into their homes, cars, businesses, etc. But after making my way through the danmed and going on a highstakes adventure with other fallen people, i made it to the golden gates of heaven, and there appears to be a masterlock keeping these giant gates together

Random angel gate gaurdian 1: hey you, what are you doing over there

Lockpickinglawyer: sorry for the background noise, there is a gaurd who is calling out to me, for the sake of this video ill just ignore it.

Rabdome gate gaurdian 1: im gonna come over there

Lockpicking lawyer: oh it seems we have now have a challenge for the video we have approximately 2 minutes to complete this pick job or i'll get my ass sent back to the 9th circle of hell but luckily it's a masterlock and using my lockpickinglawyer lockpicks, link to these tools in the description btw, i can easily crack it open anyways i get a click out of one

Random gate gaurdian 1: Hey he's picking the blessed masterlock

Random gate gaurdian 2: but god said no one is able to pick it we better hurry

Lockpickinglawyer: a click out of 2 and a wiggle out of 3, looking over my right shoulder i can tell we have a minute left so i better hurry, anyways i get a click out of 3, move back to 1 and we have completed the challenge now all i have to do is enter anyways maybe god should spend less time stalking the destined sinners on earth and more time in investing in a better lock, anyways that is all for today hope you like and subscribe and in the next video i'll reincarnate and lockpick open the doors that lead to the catacombs of the vatican

Random gate gaurdian 1: well shit what are we gonna tell micheal

Random gate gaurdian 2: i think our chances are better we just head straight to hell ourselves